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"I'm a vegetarian that supplements my diet with meat, eggs, dairy, fish and chicken." - Dr Gary Fettke @FructoseNo

@networkrail No, thank you. I'm guessing it's an advanced warning hazard for leaf debris.

@DanBanners Hi, if you'd like to DM me your contact details 'll pass a query through to our community relations team for you.

@networkrail what does this sign allude to, please?

@AeroPress hi team, my aeropress of circa a decade is slowly giving up the ghost. There's no friction between the rubber and the case when I plunge. Any tips?

@esekousin This tweet aged well 🇪🇬👑

@DanBanners I’m saving my banter till we play you 🤣

Did I miss anything? @esekousin

#FOUND | We’ve sadly found the body of a man in the search for Daniel Lee from #Salford. He was last seen in the early hours of Monday morning after a night out with friends in #Manchester. His family have been informed and request privacy at this time.

Mrs is away so a can of beer and Tomb Raider movie (2018). It's the best I can do whilst I've got a 20 month old daughter to keep from danger.

@esekousin Haha learning has taken place 💅

If you sleep 5 hours a night, both of these threads are for you

Watching #totp1992 with my 7 year boy and he declares that this is a great tune (#gypsywoman - #crystalwaters) whilst playing Pokémon on his Switch. He's not wrong.

@Village_Hotels hi team, trying to find a price for family membership on your website in nigh on impossible. Any tips please?

@JabitxuN1 @Scienceofsport Is there a context to this? What is the male advantage? Are we talking physiological advantage or performance advantages?

Mixed 4 x 400m relay heat 1 in Tokyo has just given us a great illustration of sex differences in running (see leg 3 to 4). Based on some discussion here over the last few months, a lot of people need to see this real world illustration. Including, apparently, English commentary

@Ianforster @voitechnology Thought you were a blue?

Put my car into the dealers and rode this into work ! Convenient as ! .@voitechnology

@esekousin @nickhewitt81 Didn't we just! We had a dreadful season but the kind of season you'd dream of...

@DanBanners @nickhewitt81 You bottled the league mate

Your boys have had (another) stinker of a season and it's getting to me now. I can't come on here every year and do this to you because I like you both @esekousin @nickhewitt81

Blokes walking round in arcteryx jackets but won't pay £3 for their kid to take part in the easter hunt 🤣

@esekousin Back to back wins starting with a gift from your boys 🇪🇬👑⚽⚽

@DanBanners We will be back!!

Offside is offside.

Nice day for it.

Mon the Higgins #TheMasters