Dan Bauer

@absoluteradio @benburrell @RealDysonator @emmadotcom way back in the day I worked for Safeways, I was night shelf stacking and still had to wear the uniform and even had to pay a £5 deposit! I can’t for the life of me remember what it looked like

@RealDysonator Yeah I think The Cure was 1979 as they got that hall of fame at Glastonbury 2019, surely you remember how excited Robert Smith was!

@DanBauer13 Think it might’ve been around the same time - but still, an amazing fact

@RealDysonator I am still thinking about that Pulp fact yesterday, so they were already established when The Cure formed? It just doesn’t feel right!

@absoluteradio @RealDysonator @benburrell Biological Emergency

@greatesthitsuk @k8_thornton hi Kate, hope you’re well! Can I request Say Hello Wave Goodbye by Mark Armond for Dan and Richie and the pooch Morrissey

@absoluteradio @RealDysonator shame on you Matt! I think Besso should get at least 3 “get out of grounding” cards as penance for your shameful behaviour 🤣

@NetflixUK any chance you can auto toggle the skip intro and skip recap, nothing worse thank an all day binge and having to panicky search for the controls so you don’t have to hear the annoying theme tune to a series for the 10th time 😂

@JustEatUK @Morrisons Fucking rude! I ordered from Just Eat for Morrisons Aldershot this morning and was left in limbo for hours, no one contacted me, I couldn’t cancel the order i am blind, I even placed a second order and left a note for someone to contact me. Ignored!

@benburrell just had a memory pop up on Facebook of seeing Snow Patrol 6 years ago after winning tickets on your show, was an amazing gig. Must be near your first borns birthday somewhere around now right? @absoluteradio

@RichieFirth @absoluteradio evening all, any chance of Whiter Shade of Pale please? Haven’t heard it in ages and well they can’t all be floor fillers

@benburrell Are you some kind of Fagin, bringing up a litter of pickpocketing street urchins

Disappointed to bring you the news that Isaac has now started stealing from his nursery. Once again I blame the parents

@benburrell @absoluteradio they don’t make Radio like they used to, one station playing the same 5 songs on repeat all day hosted by a DJ that would now be under investigation

@danxnoble @absoluteradio Good morning mate, can’t sleep, had an operation on my foot. I was looking at the two presidential candidates and Trump being a fart I seem to remember Harris being rhyming slang for the back side, never knew why so a quick google , the example though!!

@RealDysonator @absoluteradio Did Will Smith mean to take him to a Build-A-Bear as a kid and forgot and he just ran with what he thought he heard.

@benburrell Sad times

‘I can’t wait to tuck into my pizza, after a long we—‘

@thesturge @absoluteradio Hi Claire , fantastic start to the night, could I put in a request for A-Ha please Scoundrel Days or the Sun Always Shines on TV

@BoyGeorge If I don’t moan about stuff I could go days without speaking, I’m sure some would be grateful for that

You think your noise makes a difference but there you are shouting while nothing changes?

@bushontheradio CEX I have only ever bought one thing from them but they insist you get a card, it has dwelled in my wallet since 2015 and there it will remain until I pass.

Got my first ever loyalty card today (for the train station cafe) usually can't be arsed but trying to make an effort. What do you have a loyalty card for?

@bushontheradio A hideous invention, do they still do that room 101 show, I bet you could fill an episode on your own

Can't really put into words how much I hate non removable bottle lids

@Jaack I would rather move to a town that is yet to achieve city status, I would like to think it would try harder as it has a goal to reach

Genuinely think there would be at least 40 cities above London in the list of UK cities I’d most like to move to.