Dani

Word of the day: meanderthal - a person who walks slowly blocking other from moving at an appropriate pace

Torch was just eating soup with a fork...

"Torch its pronounced testosterone" Torch - "no its tyrannosaurus rex" #shittorchsays

In torch's professional opinion my phone is haunted

@rob_altieri no

I am currently 2% dead from hunger

Just figured out that not eating for 12 hours is 2% of the way to dying from hunger

Been up since 5, haven't eaten anything today. Probably not a good thing.

"Also to beat the bush, you left your bedroom light on all day" #shittorchsays

Lucky break of the night, a streetlight just fell down and landed within a foot of my parked car. No damage done thankfully

@rob_altieri "I'm like the Rebel Wilson of our house."

I just got called "12 pigeons", "13 cows", "1 otter", and "72 1/2 brocollis" after saying my roommates call me any number of things #Mistake

New Budweiser Clydesdale commercial is actually the most adorable thing ever

Didn't get to see the halftime show. @rob_altieri is actually furious.

I'm so tired I was just daydreaming about sleeping during class

"It's the ground that kills you. The farther away you are from it, the safer you are. Don't be afraid of heights, be afraid of the ground."

Torch literally just forgot why he was mad at me 5 minutes ago

The amount of times torch has stood next to me and just taken his pants off is way too high

Eating cereal for dinner cause that's what a responsible adult does... right?

"On a scale of one to ten fuck you" #shittorchsays