Rob (Pinky) Altieri

Proud to be an ultimate player! Gotta love the integrity rule #audl #integrity

Rowan takes half 7-3 with a HUGE throw by Weber. Shane pulls it down and TreeStar celebrates.

When you throw a huck for a score and your entire team rushes the endzone to give props to the receiver. pic.twitter.com/nNTvVYIhmG

@Sambrech_ sips on haterade at Ultimate Practice! #Joaquin

"Doland Trump" for president of the internet. #dolandtrump2016

Is towing my car cause I'm parked in your spot for 6 hours worth having your car keyed? #worth

@_Murph_Ryan I'd like to thank the rally parakeet!

@theAUDL Final score prediction - Spiders win 19-16

Just watched R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet" chapters 1-11 for the first time in so long with @DanBedes. Time well spent!

It is 6:30 in the morning and I'm doing flow sim on wailord. We've officially lost it!

Waiting for a simulation to finish and I've already forgotten what I changed.

I just glanced up from my laptop to see Torch sleeping with one eye almost completely opened. I have very...special...roommates.

Vegans are the crossfitters of the dietary world.

"I just wanna jazz run right now." #ShitTorchSays

Torch is singing Truly, Madly, Deeply right now in the shower. He sounds like a majestic fucking eagle! #ShitTorchDoes

Ultimate is the only sport I know that would have a security guard wearing Jesus sandals!

"What are you thinking? You can't play with two Mandingo's by yourself!" -Mike

@erawrcaMusic I wish it snowed! Crossing my fingers for lots of snow days!

@erawrcaMusic it's not even Halloween yet! You can't just skip 2 holidays!