Dan
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Dan
@DanDaThimbleMan
There but for the grace of God go i. I ain’t no backpack cat. Health is Wealth
209 Katılım Haziran 2011
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The head shake is all you really need
#YaBettaRecognize
steely danielson@AlmotsGraps
shoutout whoever put together D'Lo Brown's titantron and made sure not to include a single wrestling move
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Nigga didn’t know his shoes were too big?
College Transfer Portal@CollegeFBPortal
NEW: Jaxon Smith-Njigba wore a size 12 at Ohio State and had hamstring issues. Seattle switched him to a 10.5 and the problems went away. The Seahawks have been using body scans to customize gear for each player and it’s paying off 👏
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nasty nigga really ordered Hot Chocolate & Fish in the morning
Redd@ReddCinema
23 years ago, alicia keys released ‘you don’t know my name’
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The Afroman Trial.
-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.
This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

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WE’RE BACK YOU DOSSERS 👑🔥
The Gypsy King returns… and this time it’s all about family, chaos and real life behind the crown. At Home With The Fury’s Season 2 is coming to Netflix. Let’s go.
#GypsyKing #TysonFury #Netflix #AtHomeWithTheFurys @netflix @NetflixUK
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My arrival at the Royal Rumble in January 1992
A brave man rushes into a fight. A wise man picks his spot before he strikes. 🐍
#TrustMe
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