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@DanDaThimbleMan

There but for the grace of God go i. I ain’t no backpack cat. Health is Wealth

209 Katılım Haziran 2011
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Velin
Velin@Velindraqq·
Not him acting non chalant after ordering the most chalant thing ever.
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Bite-Sized Nostalgia
Bite-Sized Nostalgia@landofthe80s·
"Critters 2: The Main Course" was released today in theatres in 1988. #80s
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Joe Marotta
Joe Marotta@the_joe_marotta·
Pat Patterson has NO TIME for Ray Rougeau I love this for some reason
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jxke. 🧸🎰🃏
jxke. 🧸🎰🃏@cantguardjake·
Listening to my little league coach yell at us due to the stress over his impending divorce while I think about how i’m gonna tell him I left my cleats at home
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le.hl
le.hl@0xleegenz·
My manager watching me leave work at 5 PM when my shift ends at 5 PM
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Boxing Kingdom
Boxing Kingdom@BoxingKingdom14·
Throwback to when Peter McNeeley decided to charge at Mike Tyson.
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BaseballHistoryNut
BaseballHistoryNut@nut_history·
During a blowout game, Greg Maddux decided to throw a meatball to Jeff Bagwell for a homer. Why? To set him up for a strikeout when they met again in the playoffs. Absolute genius he was. The Professor.
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Count Dankula
Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV·
The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.
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BaseballHistoryNut
BaseballHistoryNut@nut_history·
Connor McGregor with the ceremonial first pitch of the century Watch all of it
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CALL TO ACTIVISM
CALL TO ACTIVISM@CalltoActivism·
THIS IS NOT NORMAL: Donald Trump just post a video inserting himself in last night’s Olympic victory and depicts him punching and beating Canadian hockey players. There is no planet where this is normal or presidential. Trump is an embarrassment to the world and he is very ill.
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Boxing King Media
Boxing King Media@boxingkingmedia·
‘THE MESSAGE YOU’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR…’ John Fury…😤
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Gain of Fauci
Gain of Fauci@DschlopesIsBack·
Dave Portnoy might be the worst athlete I’ve ever seen in my life 😂
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Jake “The Snake” Roberts
Jake “The Snake” Roberts@JakeSnakeDDT·
My arrival at the Royal Rumble in January 1992 A brave man rushes into a fight. A wise man picks his spot before he strikes. 🐍 #TrustMe
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