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Daniel Edison

@DanEdisonComedy

As seen on Britain's Got Talent 2026. One-liner comedian.

United Kingdom Katılım Nisan 2012
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I said to a friend of mine...
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Fishing jokes? I'm hooked on them!
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"It was an out of body experience" - Portsmouth comedian Daniel Edison on his unflappable Britain's Got Talent audition trib.al/01Xzj6O
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Spotted this guy who looks exactly like me, on the front page of the local papers today, with a full article inside too. Thanks @portsmouthnews for the nice article!
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Well, that was fun... What a pleasure to perform on Britain's Got Talent! If you tuned in this evening and saw my set, I hope you enjoyed it!
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I joined a dating site for people desperate to get married, and straight away, they asked for my name and a dress.
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My friend William is angry because I stole his hairpiece and tried to sell it. Well I'm sorry, but I have bills to pay.
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A student at my school never looked at the seating plan. He ended up on the wrong side of History.
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I got beaten up for stealing calamari. I took a batter ring.
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It's my first day de-icing roads for the council, and they've asked me to use head lice instead of salt. I'm ready to get down to the nitty-gritty.
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Last Valentine's Day...
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My best mate just had a pelvis transplant from a donor in Paris. I've known him for years... It's a lasting French hip.
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It's my first week cleaning toilets, and I hate it already. I'm beginning to loo soap.
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My wife just finished a 7-day run of theatre shows playing Joan of Arc, and the critics have been harsh. She's been under fire all weak.
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My friend Otto lives in the capital of Italy. He's my pal in Rome.
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To everyone who's reached out to let me know they've tossed a coin into a water feature: thanks for all the well wishes.
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I always run out of spoons, because I get caught stealing drinks off tables.
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