Daniel Edison, Comedian

5 one-liners in under a minute!

@CiderBotherer 🙏

@DanEdisonComedy 😂

A one-liner about chocolate 🫕

@kileynoodles 🤣

For the past 6 years, my wife has worked in one of those “Escape Rooms.” She’d like to leave but she can’t quite figure out how.

I'm making beer-battered chips and I've splashed hot Grease all over the hob. The batter keeps dripping right onto the heat... I got spills, they're malty-frying!

@Eazerblade Thanks! 🙏

@DanEdisonComedy Genius 👏

I take an omega-3 supplement made by a member of ABBA. It's highly Benny fish oil.

If words with the same amount of letters are identical to each other, then anything is possible.

@janis_cottee 🙏

@DanEdisonComedy 😂😂😂

My friend Philip had a brother who was a circus clown. When the clown died, he left some big shoes to Phil.

I walked through the reptile section of the local pet shop and saw a bearded dragon. I had no idea Nan worked there.

When the pub put rum and fruit juice on tap, I refused to serve it. I didn't pull any punches.

@fentonstevens Congratulations 🎉🎉

45 years of laughter. Happy anniversary to us!! ❤️

I woke up first thing this morning for my levitation class. I'm an early riser.

Instagram video link: instagram.com/reel/DXkPX0dgh…

Over 100k views on my 'Seven Dwarfs' joke in just a few days. Madness! Thanks to everyone who shared it. 🙌 Link to Instagram is in the comments.

My wife asked if I bought a return ticket for the train. I said, "I'll get back to you on that."

Six years and 581 episodes later, My Time Capsule is still going strong. Thank you to everyone who has listened. Happy Anniversary to us!! 🎂🥳 @MyTCpod

Here's a couple of the jokes I performed on this year's series of Britain's Got Talent.

@trevorhindson 😂😂😂

@DanEdisonComedy petrol so dear these days, run my mower on Whisky, now the lawn looks half cut.

5 one-liners in under a minute!