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bruno fernandes to martin odegaard

How I’m sleeping tonight knowing that Manchester United play a premier league game tomorrow #mufc

One of a kind, selfless, grafter, winner, big-game player, versatile, fast, physical, leader, technical, could score, could create, could pass, could defend, could dribble, this is one of the best players I've ever seen, not arsed. No one will ever come close to Rooney, man.

he dropped a love letter for the fans and proceeded to drop a masterclass in a final one day later, he’s the best ever man

WHAT A PICTURE!😍🔴

Please don't suffer in silence. There is 𝗮𝗹𝘄𝗮𝘆𝘀 somebody that will listen.

MR. MANCHESTER UNITED

Bruno Fernandes has scored or assisted 24 goals this season, more than: M. Odegaard (20) K. De Bruyne (19) J. Musiala (19) B. Silva (15) D. Szoboszlai (11) “Having a bad season…” 👹👹👹

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Some men are born to greatness!

Someone posted this on Facebook...so true! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts Anyway! Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass. Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers; Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid. When he's gone, Do not relax, It's time to apply The inheritance tax. Accounts Receivable Tax Airline surcharge tax Airline Fuel Tax Airport Maintenance Tax Building Permit Tax Cigarette Tax Cooking Tax Corporate Income Tax Goods and Services Tax (GST) Death Tax Driving Permit Tax Environmental Tax (Fee) Excise Taxes Income Tax Fishing License Tax Food License Tax Petrol Tax (too much per litre) Gross Receipts Tax Health Tax Heating Tax Inheritance Tax Interest Tax Lighting Tax Liquor Tax Luxury Taxes Marriage License Tax Mortgage Tax Pension Tax Personal Income Tax Property Tax Poverty Tax Real Estate Tax Retail Sales Tax Service Charge Tax Telephone Tax Value Added Tax Vehicle License Registration Tax Vehicle Sales Tax Water Tax Tax (VAT) on Tax. And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax! STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world... We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class,a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids. What in the happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money? Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges.... And we all know what we think of Bankers. I hope this goes around the UK at least 1,000,000,000 times!!! YOU can help it get there!

Can’t even answer or explain it so refuses to. Dermot Gallagher isn’t here for analysis it’s referee propaganda. Pathetic as per.

Marcus Rashford calling out Goldbridge and his disgrace of a channel. Give him a 20 year contract.

🎙Bruno on United being denied a penalty against Spurs. "They made a big thing of it last week. I want to see if they make a show of it like they did last week, also if Jon Moss also comes to our dressing room to apologise."

No proper striker. Outdated goal keeper. Injuries. It's incredible what Erik Ten Hag has achieved with this squad. 3rd Place. League cup. FA cup finalist. It's time to back this manager.

Erik ten Hag's first season in the Premier League: • 3rd • Most clean sheets • 3rd fewest goals conceded • All 'big six' teams beaten • One home defeat 'Top 4' goal achieved. Now time for Man Utd to back him for a title push next season. Well done, Boss. 🇳🇱❤️

As the end of the season approaches & the departure of Sir Philip Antony Jones gets nearer, let's take a trip down memory lane at some of his spectacular faces. Jones: 1 Gerrard: 0