DanTheMan🧙🏼‍♂️

I’m going hard as fuck

“Epic Fury” Government run by 12 year olds

Thought I was alone on the job site until I walked by a portapotty and a heard a phone blare “we are Charlie Kirk” from inside

where do people find this music

Thinking bout them tacos at no sleep…

@notbrenmurphy Damn where did you find it

Finally got my tooth back, feelin a little more handsome

This is the shit I’m doing in the mirror after I shower

When I show up to the scat convention and everyone is playing jazz

@tormander20 He’s just like me

Guy who just peed in his own water bowl

POV: I FaceTime you at 2:00 AM

Watching LOTR with ads Is diabolical

Someone walked in on me hitting the Nightcrawler in the bathroom

When you yell at your tank this is who you’re yelling at

Continuously confronted with the reality that I lack the temperament of a professional, and my lack of ambition squanders the little potential that actually resides within me

German Cola Kid (2020)

Trying to work but I’m thinking bout opening that 9 slot Great Vault when I get home #worldofwarcraft

Went to the gym in my work clothes and honestly think being here naked would feel less embarrassing

Tuesday reset on World of Warcraft. Yall know what that means Queue as tank for mythic + ✅ Overpull immediately and fucking die ✅ Entire group dissolves ✅ Contemplate the possibility that you truly may be undeserving of sincere love ✅