Dan L 🇺🇸

@TheBabylonBee Not Fucking Funny 🤬😡🤬😡

@kat_maryb We did it in the 70's when there were hundreds of cars and police everywhere but just watching. Drive-in; Diners, Liquor stores, Movie theaters and no dirt bags causing problems. With a friend in his Jacked up, Chevy Nova 4 cylinder 🤣 and a lowrider chain steering wheel.

It's 1990 on a Saturday night. Let's go cruising down the avenue. What car are you driving? #GenX

@TaraBull Stop showing this murderer’s face and saying his name— he doesn’t deserve the fame it is granting him!

@TaraBull Murderous shitbag?

Karmelo Anthony was asked to leave the tent 15 times and refused. He didn't belong there. So why didn't he just leave?

@Sofia50020Sofia Plush Corinthian Leather. 🤣

What’s the first thing you think of when you see Ricardo Montalbán?

@atensnut None of them, they're all posers. I'd watch their movies waiting for real heroes like, Navy Seals or fucking Marines.

I’m going with Keanu …. John Wick.

@SteveHiltonx No, it's called subversion or cheating by the State ....there I said what we all know.😡🤬

CONFIRMED: Xavier Becerra will be the Democrat candidate for governor. Is this is a joke?

@Hot_Pepper76 Jeff "Skunk" Baxter is also a brainstormer for The US. Dan Akroyd also does brainiac work too for the gov.

Most rock stars don't spend their free time studying the universe. Can you name the Queen guitarist who earned a PhD in astrophysics and later worked with NASA on projects involving Pluto? He also helped write some of the band's biggest songs.

@catturd2 I watch Rugby, USA Eagles. NFL is attention seeking pussies in comparison. So WhenTF did da Bears leave Shitcago?

😂😂😂that ugly porta potty.

@GuntherEagleman She had 5 kids.

Everything.

@ScottLoBaido My Uncle was a Navigator/Bombardier on a B24 Liberator. Leading up to D-Day, they were shot down before the invasion, flying a diversionary mission over the South of France. He was a POW for some months. Another who spoke very little of the experience. RIP Uncle Walt.🙏

Teenagers.

@BamaSaltyMarine YIKES ! 😜😜😜🤣🤣🤣🤣

So I had a senior moment today. The guy at the UPS store asked me my "street name" I said "what kind of question is that, do I look like some damn gangster, I don't have a street name, my name is Salty" He looked at me confused and then I realized he just wanted the name of the street I live on!

@Sassafrass_84 Good for you folks 👍🇺🇸👍 Governor Numbnuts is doing the exact opposite in CA.

I voted for this. Way to go, DeSantis. Starting July 1, Florida will begin rolling out a major change to driver's licenses and state ID cards: your citizenship status will now be printed directly on the card. The change is part of HB 991, Florida's version of the SAVE America Act, which Governor DeSantis signed in April. Beginning next month, new licenses and renewals will indicate whether the holder is a U.S. citizen or holds another legal immigration status. Current license holders will not need to make a special trip to the DMV, as the change will be applied automatically at their next renewal or replacement. Anyone who becomes a U.S. citizen can get a free updated card reflecting their new status. The broader law also eliminates student IDs, retirement community IDs, debit cards, and public assistance IDs as acceptable forms of voter identification. Candidates running for federal office must now disclose whether they intend to trade stocks while in office, and all candidates must affirm U.S. citizenship and disclose any dual citizenship. The full suite of voter registration and election code changes takes effect January 1, 2027, though the driver's license provision kicks in next month. Critics say the law will disproportionately burden naturalized citizens and legally present immigrants, while supporters call it a common-sense modernization of identification standards. <<<--- this won't burden me.

@SenSusanCollins Subversive old hide. She can't be reading these stupid posts her staff is parading out, just because they're mad about answering phones because their boss fucked up.... again.

I am incredibly proud to have cast my 10,000th consecutive vote in the U.S. Senate without ever missing a single one. Mainers work hard every day, and you deserve a Senator who brings those same Aroostook County values of grit and commitment to Washington.

@Arkypatriot @JonathonWi35634 Not sure if my son's is just restricted to red meat. I'd go nuts without butter.

@DanL1262575 @JonathonWi35634 My Marine Corps brother that has this is now able to eat at least butter and dairy

It’s Saturday the weekend. Hope you have a good Saturday, but be careful where you step! Arkansas is basically a snake convention with trees. We have 39 native snake species, but only 6 are venomous which means about 33 are completely harmless to people. While Texas and Florida have us beat in total species, Arkansas is definitely one of the best states in America for snake diversity. And here’s something a lot of people don’t know: Arkansas law protects native snakes, including the venomous ones. Unless there’s an immediate threat to people or property, you’re not supposed to kill them. Most snakes you see are actually doing you a favor by controlling rats and mice. Now for the question If you walked into your garage and saw one of these six coiled up in the corner, would you back away and call someone or grab the shovel?

@InWonderland20 @FrontlinesTPUSA What's with the pants on Yogi and BooBoo? Perverted, genger retarded generations need pants on cartoon characters....🙄 That's fucking pathetic.

@FrontlinesTPUSA I

COLLIN COUNTY- “He was NOT an aggressor, Karmelo was not an aggressor, he was minding his damn business when them boys came up to him” A Karmelo Anthony supporter passionately defends him stating that he is innocent and was simply acting in self-defense. She got extremely aggressive and angry as media began to swarm one of the Austin Metcalf supporters that walked over with his American flag. @Savsays | @TPUSA

@FrontlinesTPUSA she's on script

@HJB_News__ A Country of weal kneed buggerers.

British police are now recruiting more Muslim police officers. A spokesman said it would make many citizens across Britain feel more comfortable with officers blending in with their communities.