Jewish Space Laser Tech. Elon: this is a parody.

I've moved over to BSKY, please follow and I'll followback. bsky.app/profile/dansev…

@Michell33650674 He has walked for decades. Historic data and his return to the Oval Office predict continued avoidance of consequences.

HOPEFUL THOUGHTS. It could be that the feds directed Trump to OUT Musk in exchange for LENIENCY. I don't think this was simply demented rambling. I will VERBALLY BITCH SLAP the next person who says our government won't do anything about this! HE ADMITTED IT WAS STOLEN!

@AmbJohnBolton You helped create the narrative he used and then you supported him. Congratulations on your superlative choices, sir.

Gaetz must be the worst nomination for a cabinet position in American history. This is something that falls well outside the proper scope of deference to a President nominating members of his senior team.  Gaetz is not only totally incompetent for this job, he doesn't have character or the civic virtue the Founding Fathers wanted. The Republican party should oppose this nomination. nbcnews.com/meet-the-press…

@RossfromCali @MikeSington A solution for hair loss that is worse than the problem.

@MikeSington WTH is scalp reduction surgery

You haven’t seen this because the TV networks banned it. It’s the 15-second spot from “The Apprentice”, the movie Donald Trump is trying to stop you from seeing. See why, complete with scenes of Trump getting scalp reduction surgery and liposuction:

@ThatEricAlper From A Distance

What 80s song if released today, would still be as successful as it was back then?

Next I want to hear Shark or Electric Boat

I didn’t think it was possible but I love Linda Ronstadt even more.

@megynkelly How many times has he personally insulted everyone else? Got to be able to take it like you give it.

How many times has she personally insulted him?

I predict that "eating dogs" will come back to bite Trump. Maybe in the ear? Too far? Too soon?

@malikashiqui @edokeefe @yashar @saraecook @CBSNews You mean change his diaper? Of course not, everybody gets a bio break.

@edokeefe @yashar @saraecook @CBSNews are you holding his need to pee against him?

WHAT HAPPENED DURING THE 2ND COMMERCIAL BREAK? Per pooler @saraecook of @cbsnews: "The second the stage hand said they were clear for a 4 minute break, Trump turned towards the exit, gave a big sigh through closed lips, and walked off stage without looking at Harris. "From the time the moderators announced they were going to break, Harris began writing on her notepad. She wrote continuously for the entire first two minutes of the break, occasionally bringing one hand to her chin or brushing hair behind her ear. "She then reviewed what she wrote for the next minute, making a few tweaks, before putting the pen down and looking out around the room with her hands folded in front of her. She took a sip of water from a glass placed under the lectern. "Trump walked back onstage 30 seconds before the end of break. He did not look at Harris, she did not look at him. Harris made small adjustments to her collar. Both candidates looked straight ahead until the program restarted. "Again, no words were spoken."

Trump doesn’t look great here…

I’m glad Jon Stewart is back

@MuellerSheWrote @FPWellman Would love a followback so I can respond to other threads you post. Thanks for all the great stuff and Andy do each week.

Just had to RE-follow @FPWellman for a SECOND time, and I know damn well I never unfollowed him. Check your follows. Elon likes to remove them from left-leaning voices. If you want a follow back, leave a reply and share and I’ll follow back until I reach Musk’s limit.

This is how we cool things down?

Pence to Vance: How’s it hangin’?

Best take I've seen so far in regards to Trump's assination attempt.

I’ll have one of each.

@davidaxelrod Congrats on this badge of honor ;)

The president is rightfully proud of his record. But he is dangerously out-of-touch with the concerns people have about his capacitiies moving forward and his standing in this race. Four years ago at this time, he was 10 points ahead of Trump. Today, he is six points behind.