Daniel Webb

@fesshole @benlee224 any guesses?

I love tinned hotdogs. I eat all the dogs, then have a nice mug of hot 'brine broth' to wash them down. Lovely

@fesshole This has got @robertmarsh14 written all over it

I've proudly slept with 100s men and dick size makes a difference. The best shags are slightly above average, average or slightly below good too. Very large nearly always comes with a shit operator and very small struggle but nearly always puts in the effort elsewhere.

Ticketmaster is a joke, queues are a disgrace

Whenever my wife is sad she asks me to "chopper" my willy because it makes her laugh and cheers her up. 10 years together & she doesn't have to ask any more. Any time she's down in the dumps I leave the room and come back with my knob out and surprise her. It still cheers her up.

@davidflatman Don't have kids old enough to go to school but it seems to be done without any thought of what happens to the kids who then need to go to the comprehensive schools. Is there enough space in already crowded schools?

VAT on private school fees: Is there anyone whose kids go to private school who welcome the idea? Is there anyone whose kids don’t, who think it’s a bad idea? So far I’ve only met “it’s a joke” paying parents and “quite right too” non-payers. Peaceful answers only please.

Bobby Mac!!!

@PeterStefanovi2 Isn't this a good thing? Aren't locum shifts much more expensive?

🚨THIS IS ABSOLUTELY SHOCKING “A shocking 84% of locum GP’s in England are struggling to find work. A third are being forced out of the NHS entirely -driven out by a cheapening of the medical workforce & the substitution GP’s with alternatives that superficially seem less expensive but in reality cost lives” BMA council chair Professor Philip Banfield

@PeterStefanovi2 @TheBMA @wesstreeting Ffs it's not 2 years training is it. It's 5. Stop parroting nonsense.

🚨IMPORTANT: UPDATE ON PHYSICIAN ASSOCIATES SCANDAL @TheBMA has called on Health Secretary @wesstreeting to stop dangerous substitution of doctors as 13,000 doctors add their names to letter warning of grave concern & risk to patient safety over current use of MAPs in the NHS

@mimosamantha @iainrocks1 nice to know you'll be remembered isi?

a girl NEVER forgets her first micropenis

@PeterStefanovi2 @rcgp @TheBMA I'm not a PA but you mention deaths linked to PAs, how many doctors make mistakes that lead to deaths? The 2 years training you mention is pretty misleading as well.

🚨IMPORTANT: PHYSICIAN ASSOCIATES SCANDAL UPDATE • Doctors across country raise alarm • Royal College of GP’s @rcgp calls for halt to recruitment of PA’s in general practice @TheBMA has called for IMMEDIATE halt to recruitment of PA’s & Anaesthesia Associates

@jimmy140378 @Luke_Elvy @asewell6 Bryson hasn't waited 10 years and didn't miss two putts inside 4 feet in the final 3 holes to lose from a winning position. Give him a break.

@Luke_Elvy @asewell6 Byron got done by a shot at the PGA Championship congratulated the winner right away .. Rory just a sulked away. There’s a big difference between these two characters, give me Bryson everyday of the week!

Ok I’ll say it…can we stop this unrealistic belief that our sports heroes are perfect please. Rory Mcilroy has given everything of himself over the past two years. He’s flawed, we all are, but did the utter devastation not tell the story? #RoryMcIlroy

#BattleForNo10 all this talk about growing the economy but silence on Brexit.

@GolfLMS @usopengolf Can't see Bezuidenhout on the list... Will he be added?

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Anyone know what Starmer did before he was a politician? #ITVDebate

#ITVDebate the person running this debate is absolutely useless. As are both of the idiots shouting at each other.

@JGarwood89 @paddypower Fucking genius 😂

@paddypower @Dan_Webb72 😂😂

Reflecting on your day at Cheltenham like a footballer… #cheltenhamfestival

@DudespostingWs @JGarwood89 this you?

Dudes rock

@JGarwood89 @MatthewWait Another bit of advice.... don't listen to Garwood ffs 😂😂

@MatthewWait Try golf shoes, will give you more grip for your right foot. Will hopefully stop it slipping , and the ball going left?👀

Moving my foot and the club is six inches from striking the ball - FML! #help #golf