Dan

@mrkhndy Bookmarked

I have received 37 Easter eggs from friends, family, and well wishers. I will obviously be donating them all to charity. #blessed

@Lord_Sugar firstly, are you ok?

@thexbomb @Beigerevenge hook a brother up?

@Dickwith2dogs Euphemism?

Might put the Egg tree up

I see a tweet angry at Ed Miliband and I’m like who has retweeted this into my timeline?

@flatus74 Have you upset someone?

lol

@soapystick I didn't know you were a peado!

There goes my bank holiday weekend🤓

@mrkhndy @RIPDexterAlm Judge dredd

@RIPDexterAlm @Danboyuk Don’t judge a book by its cover

My wife said she was desperate for a lion, so I spent all night sourcing one. I'm sat in the garden with the lion but it's 10am and my wife can't even be bothered to get up.

@mrkhndy @RIPDexterAlm I just did

@Danboyuk @RIPDexterAlm Tell that to the judge

@RIPDexterAlm @mrkhndy Shouldn't really judge anyone

@Danboyuk @mrkhndy Judging pretty women.

@RIPDexterAlm @mrkhndy Talking to pretty women?

@Danboyuk @mrkhndy Yes! I was there yesterday!

@mrkhndy You shouldn't have put this on here. Beige will steal it for a pitch

@mrkhndy So it's like the scofe programme but with a boy added?

Idea for tv show: Scott mills on a desert island, with only a teenage boy for company.

@mrkhndy @RIPDexterAlm Circus

@RIPDexterAlm What will you do with the lion? Seems like a matter for the police

Saturday

@Biggreenbooks Bye mum

We're off to Bristol to see her on Sunday! It'll be great to see her! We're setting off early, and keeping our fingers crossed that nobody else is driving on Easter Sunday. She's currently watching "The Chase" and says bye!

Just been on the phone to my Mum. She says hi!

@Biggreenbooks Hi mum!

Mum could only eat half of hers, so she took the rest home and was eating it for tea as we spoke. She was well happy.

This you lad? @realclintonb

@thexbomb What?!!