DancesWithLag 🌈 Lord Darkness 😈

Last episode of season one, here we go

@DanielvsBabylon I can write whole horror novels about my ex. I still wake up and think she's standing there.

The closest you will come face to face with a demon in the flesh is with a narcissist.

My man said something to me that really stuck. He told me, “I’m not here to control you. I’m not your dad, I’m your partner. You’re free to make your own choices. Just understand that every choice has consequences. If you choose something that damages what we’ve built, that’s on you.” He said, “I’ll always tell you when something hurts me or crosses a boundary, because that’s what healthy communication looks like. But if you keep stepping over the line after I’ve shown you where it is, then you were never really protecting us to begin with.” And honestly, that’s what accountability in a relationship sounds like.

@smalls2672 Let em die. If they refuse life saving transfusions...less stupid people to worry about. Win/win

This country is so goddamn fucking stupid.

@de3dsoul And thats ok. Life isnt about impressing people, its about the journey, the adventure. Live life for no one but yourself, loneliness happens...its part of the human experience. Relationships come and go, enjoy the now.

Never really had friends, just knew a lot of people…

@TheManlet_King Best part of the whole show ❤️ I watched that scene a hundred times and its still makes me smile.

It was so 'great' that it made 5 million people immediately stop watching forever.

Blocked by a pedophile for calling out his weird ass child in pajamas as his avatar. Thank god.

@realancientrune @Supamix15 @GearboxOfficial Why am I even talking to someone with a child in pajamas as his avatar?? Someone should check your hard drive....seriously.

@DancesWithLag @Supamix15 @GearboxOfficial I dont do it for idiots like you. I do it to help people and I dont need thanks. I dont do it for gratitude. I like helping people. But id be just fine not helping you and you not knowing me

The fact that its been normalized how much Borderlands just doesnt tell you is CRAZY. There is so many things that aren't clear or just flat out LIE to you makes me believe not even @GearboxOfficial knows whats going on with their build

Being bisexual is so hard! Don’t know if I want dick or pussy rn

@Ki11ersix @KRTPRIME

@KRTPRIME A great game marred by terrible post-launch decisions

I have been playing Wonderlands for tye 1st time since it launched 3 yrs ago. I am having SO MUCH FUN. It honestly is giving me the dopamine hit I really haven't gotten since BL4 came out. I'm playng as my old Spellshot build and am LOVING IT!!!!

@realancientrune @Supamix15 @GearboxOfficial Did you just say "hardcore" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hooooly shit kid thats exactly what a tourist would say. And ive never heard of you...kinda makes all that hard work pointless, doesnt it? Keep it up kid you'll make it one day 💪

@DancesWithLag @Supamix15 @GearboxOfficial Tourist??? Ive been playing hard-core for 6 years. I wrote build docs for bl3 and wl for tens of thousands of players featured in the discords I am a writer for Mobalytics with some of the most liked builds. I am nowhere near a tourist

@realancientrune @Supamix15 @GearboxOfficial No you just want to be handed everything without effort. Typical tourist behavior.

@DancesWithLag @Supamix15 @GearboxOfficial Dont blame the player for lack of giving players info. Not everyone wants to have Google by their side at all time

@Supamix15 @realancientrune @GearboxOfficial I find that hard to believe. There's THOUSANDS of youtube videos juat about dedicated drops in bl2/3 and have been for years. You cant swing a dead cat around without hitting one. Dont blame the game for your lack of education or research. Sorry 🤷

@realancientrune @GearboxOfficial I played BL1 on launch and was a casual player until 2020 because it took that long for me to understand that there was SO MUCH more going on based on exactly this. I didn’t even know dedicated drops were a thing until BL3 was a year old because the game doesn’t tell you

@MissAlly_01 Tax paid.

If your camera roll is 90% your dog in slightly different positions, we should be twitter friends ❤️ Dog tax ⬇️

@TheStevenDwayne Straight people are so funny 🤣 I know gays frighten them but this is some major cope if ive ever seen one. Prostate orgasms are fucking life changing. I feel sorry for them.

So how are men getting hands free nuts from anal? I’ve seen it in person. Somebody is lying.

He’s right. All of it.

@justalexoki @JustinWhang As a bisexual male I can absolutely tell you this is false. Just another scared Jesus cult members trying to change science. But believe whatever you like, the truth is scary to the cult members. I could care less about your existence or beliefs.

they took your G-spot from you

@LunaToon_4597 @CapitalStillz @Borderlands This has been the way borderlands has always been. If you're talking about waiting till sometime next year when we hit 72...well thats up to you. Farming is part of the fun.

@CapitalStillz @Borderlands Why farm though. More increases are coming buddy. It’ll be useless eventually.

It's been a week since Story Pack 1 dropped! What's been your favorite part of the update? 👀