Dane Bohrer

@Philly_Mays @Not_A_SportsFan @PFTCommenter This is setting up to be a great week for you Max! Good luck

@Not_A_SportsFan @PFTCommenter Has no idea. We tried to go in his room to tell him and his door was locked. It’s out of our hand.

We will abide by the results of this poll. If Hanks still asleep at tip off, should we wake him up or let him sleep for game 7?

@PFTCommenter It aint even close pft. Should’ve known

JADEN MCDANIELS APPRECIATION POST

@BarstoolBigCat Now we know what the “p” in playoff p stands for

Elbow directly to the penis

I just came in my pants. That was the greatest thing ever

Thoughts on this trade: Canada receives: Jack Hughes 2 front teeth USA receives: Gold medal

@PardonMyTake @BarstoolBigCat any comment on bringing your bad juju to hockey

Double DOINK

@BarstoolBigCat We just had a double doink in hockey!!

Shit. Felt like that was coming all 2nd period

@JasonHarmonNFL But what would you do after if they win?

If the Vikings ever make a Super Bowl in my lifetime I’m watching that game alone in a dark room and not speaking to a soul.

@BarstoolBigCat That cameraman knew what he was doing

ESPN does not know who they just showed

@KP_Talks @chess_feed Couldn’t king just take the pawn

@chess_feed 1) white Queen to d5 2) black king either c7 or e7 -> pawn to d8 make queen and check mate

White to move, mate in 2!

@BarstoolBigCat Was it because Taylor wanted to spend more time with Travis so she tanked their season?

The Chiefs have lost all their powers

@ARCRaidersGame I just loaded into the game and it said I knocked myself out! Now I lost all my gear! Pls help

@TomPelissero Who’s better JJ aka “nine” or shedeur? @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter @hen_ease @PardonMyMeme @Philly_Mays

Browns QB Shedeur Sanders finishes his NFL debut 4-of-16 passing for 47 yards with an INT and a fumble. A tough spot off the bench for any rookie QB. Depending on Dillon Gabriel’s status, Sanders’ first NFL start could come next Sunday at Las Vegas.

@MeatSauce1 Jinxed

Jordan Mason wails

NFL SUNDAY WEEK ONE IS HERE

This Karol G performance and outfit #KCvsLAC

@BarstoolBigCat Assault

Does that ref have tactical glasses on? #Badass

@BarstoolBigCat Some are calling for your resignation, what would you say to these people?

I apologize for not picking Gambling. I wish I had someone or something to blame but I don’t. I just simply fucked up.

@SchefflerLegion How close is Royal Portrush to Louisville PD?

a tradition unlike any other