wigger daddy

fucking your mom is like shitting in a storm drain

Just got my Pussy ate at walgreens

we should start using femboy to describe subs and ladyboys to describe doms

“Your future gf isn’t on Bumble, she’s on Twitter.” The gf:

i made a homemade cirkul pod out of her squirt and i be drinking it at work

Went 0/5 at the bar tn. Gonna jerk off to gay porn as a way to punish myself

still raw dogging your tenders?

@selfdfens you need to see this

andre the giant probably grabbed pussy like a bowling ball

my dog licked my dick while i was sleeping and i thought it was sydney sweeney so i came

איש חרדי מסובב עם הלשון שלושה בקבוקי פפסי קולה אחד על השני

I was in the train with my bf and we sat next to a Somali baby scrolling unrestricted tiktok brainrot on his mom's phone. When a Chinese learning video popped up he PERFECTLY read out the Chinese text on the screen and kept rewatching that video until his mom took the phone away.

genuinely who asked for a harry potter reboot

Doing the Oba Femi walk into my bedroom before I absolutely pulverize my hog and then fall asleep

The dummies hear a guitar and immediately start calling shit punk rock.

wearing these with my dick out one side and balls out the other