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@BioBite_ YT peepo don’t be seasoning they food

World healthiest meal.

@forkelv It helps with fellatio

Please, let’s normalize this and make it the fashion of the future. 👌✨❤️

@Roothlus It’s gonna come out that he’s cheating somehow. Mark my words

This hand is just unfair. Keating has the craziest image...of anyone in poker. How do you fold???

@MattBlagg “Hit and run”…lol..fuck off. I donate enough money, if I get a big score early, at someone’s house OR the casino..I’ll take that shit and run . Just degenerate scumbags who have no responsibility stay and play

Controversial take… if you’re mad someone hit and runs a public casino game you’re a baby. If it’s a private or organized game sure. If there’s a board of people to replace the player who cares.

@angelodotsui These are grown men…smh

he's the "shoot first, ask questions later" type of person

@TaraBull “Unrecognizable”…lol

John Travolta, 72, looks unrecognizable at Cannes The 72-year-old showed up in a cream beret, round glasses, sharp beard & black suit for his directorial debut premiere

@EllisMate Hurt people hurt people

Wrong wife haha I was a terrible person to them all. That’s why I pay. It’s the least I can do.

@SaycheeseDGTL It’s reselling for $1600

People have been camping out at Houston’s Galleria mall for 5 days to get the new $400 AP pocket watch. They believe the watch will eventually be worth thousands of dollars

@TraxNYC Gross

How you have a Palestinian wedding

@alphafox It’s MET…you momo

It's prom, not ghetto Mat Galla:

@HealthcareREguy They are scumbag POS

Restaurant owner: My costs and are going up, I’m sorry I have to increase my prices. Customer: I understand Contractor: Materials and labor went up, I’m sorry I have to increase my prices. Customer: I understand Grocery store: Eggs, beef, and produce went up, I’m sorry I have to increase my prices. Customer: I understand Landlord: Utilities, materials, and my debt service went up, I’m sorry I have to increase rent. Tenant: You’re a slumlord POS how dare you!!!🤬

I would argue that Ray Jackson in Bloodsport (1988) is one of the best sidekicks in film history. Imposing, humorous, loyal - he didn’t just have his pal’s back, he made him better. He might have even beat Frank’s ass had he gotten the chance. #RIPDonaldGibb

@JoshuaArieh …if the people are cool with a dude beating the shit out his wife ..on camera.

Man of the people!

@stavvybaby Providence?!? Maybe next time

Silver lining to breaking my arm and fucking up my life for 2 months??? The tour continues… tickets:stavvy.biz

@rawkandrolling Is that made in China?

Boutta drop this RAW Sidekick bong with a Holster & CONEVERTER ✊

@DrewVento ^this

I kind of want to get into fent just to see what it feels like. Those zombies are in a different world, that must feel amazing

@wait4thegoodlif @AlexTran677026 At this point they were going to meet Donowitz at the BA

@AlexTran677026 They weren’t staying at the Beverly Ambassador they were staying at the Safari Motel.

Brad Pitt had five minutes of screen time in True Romance and used it to create the most legendary stoner in cinema history. The story behind it is even better: Brad actually called Tony Scott a few days before filming and asked if his character could just be a permanent couch-dweller who never moves. He even found that iconic multicolored hat on the street in Venice, ran it through the wash, and wore it on set.

@MagaGrunt1 STFU .

🇺🇸Am I the only person sick and tired of seeing obese people on food stamps…buying Dr. Pepper and Potato Chips…If your literally 300 pounds do you seriously need additional assistance.🇺🇸

@AmericaPapaBear Why do you chuds love her so much? She’s attractive , but not “launch a 1000 ships” hot

I GUARANTEE if they would have cast Sydney Sweeney as Helen of Troy and Chris Pratt as Achilles, that movie would have made them 100x more money.

@rawkandrolling @berner415 Uhhh, you guys are both gate keeping chads…the Willy Wonka of weed bit is not covering the fact that you both are the definition of corporate weed..good for you both, but you don’t have anything in common with the normal consumer

I think @berner415 and I both realized that we are much stronger as allies. Our real enemy are the chads taking over our industry ☮️