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@lefthanded_rose @drealbigvirg The sugar and groundnut you mentioned here made me remember how we do call it, sugar 5 naira EPA 5 naira

@drealbigvirg You will even tell us we didn't buy puff-puff for ₦5..... We bought ₦25 noodles We bought 2 eggs for ₦30 We drank garri with ₦50 (garri one cup ₦10, sugar ₦5, groundnut ₦5 , jago / cowbell milk ₦10 , pure water 2 ₦5 each) Do you know we once bought coke for ₦50

Let us calm down with the lies. There was never a time egg roll was sold for 50 naira You must think this is facebook

@centregoals Well deserved

🚨🚨| OFFICIAL: Bosnia and Herzegovina have 𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐈𝐄𝐃 for the 2026 FIFA World Cup. 🇧🇦✔️

@FabrizioRomano They don’t deserve to go

🚨 BREAKING: Italy are OUT of the 2026 World Cup. Third World Cup missed in a row. ❌🇮🇹

@tirvo_ Marquinhos

Guess the player VERY HARD

@tirvo_ Ryan cherki

Guess the player VERY HARD

@tirvo_ Anthony martial

Guess the player VERY HARD

@metuchizzy 2013 💪

Twitter/ X is 20years old today. I joined 2012, 14yrs ago. I be OG for here oh.. how many years have you been here ??

@Diego_Leon_hq @grok confirm this report

🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: PGMOL have suspended Stuart Attwell for two matches and fined him €17,000 for failing to intervene in the penalty incident involving Amad Diallo. Additionally, Harry Maguire’s red card has been overturned, meaning he will be available to play in the next match after the international break.

How bridges are constructed

@KoffiBuckles @Kabogo_Henry This is what gave it away, immediately I saw it I laughed

@Kabogo_Henry Tell this isn’t Ai. How could this rotating steel cut through this metal bar?

East Africa only needs one to be an oil producing region..Only fear 😨, we could be bombed for oil..

@instablog9ja Eégbon

Yoruba Word Challenge

If you’re due a life changing win, retweet this.

@LouieDi13 Damn, how did I miss day 2, we move with day 3

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It was 8 PM on a Friday, and my partner was dead asleep on the living room sofa, still in his work clothes. I was on FaceTime with a friend who was getting ready for a massive night out. She asked what my weekend plans were, and I flipped the camera to show him resting. She sighed, doing her makeup. “Girl, doesn't it bother you? You’re young, it's Friday, and you're just watching a man sleep. You deserve the princess treatment. If he really wanted to take you out and show you off, he would.” I looked at him. I looked at the dark circles under his eyes and the laptop still open on the coffee table. What my friend didn’t see was that earlier that week, he had quietly taken over two of my biggest bills so I could afford to take a lower-paying job that I actually loved. He had been pulling 14-hour days for months, absorbing all the financial pressure so I could finally breathe. I didn’t argue with her. I just calmly said, “He is giving me the soft life. The soft life is me waking up without panic because he goes to war every single day. I’m not going to punish him for returning from that war exhausted.” The line got quiet. I told her to have fun, hung up, and draped a blanket over him. The internet has completely warped our idea of what love looks like. It has convinced women that "princess treatment" means endless aesthetic dates, constant entertainment, and a partner who operates with infinite energy. But a man cannot simultaneously be in the trenches securing your absolute safety, and have the carefree energy of a guy with zero responsibilities. I realized that night: The ultimate luxury isn't a man who takes you out to be seen. It’s a man who makes your life so incredibly secure that fiercely protecting his rest becomes your biggest priority.

English: don’t let me open it Ibadan: EMERGENCY😭 English: we could have started building house Ibadan: HERBERT MACAULAY😂 english: he’s shoting the arrow Ibadan: INTERVAL😭 english: i will grind it Ibadan: in law😂 english: you went to urinate ibadan: ELEVATOR😭 english: did you know him ibadan: summary😂 english: i should have called him ibadan: MBAPPE😭 english: hope you’re making sales? ibadan: CENTER 😂 english: tina is a witch ibadan: ARGENTINA😭 english: toyin wants to die ibadan: TOWING VEHICLE 😂 english: they are selling oranges ibadan: ONE THOUSAND 😭 english: i will tell Ibadan: INCISOR😂 english: it is glitching ibadan: ENGLISH 😭 english: we are eating okro ibadan: ANGELA😂 english: it’s bayo that stole it ibadan: BIOLOGY 😭 english:you’ll be disgraced ibadan: O CHELSEA😂 english: tiny insulted her ibadan: TINUBU😭 english: i will iron it ibadan: in law😂 english: i went to farm ibadan: MOROCCO😭 english: let me go and open it ibadan: JEALOUSY 😂 english: i will fly ibadan: INFO😭 english: come out ibadan: BUTTER😂 english: we are selling pepper ibadan: ATLANTA 😭 english: hope you’re not mad? ibadan: SORCERY 😂 english: it is water ibadan: OCEAN😭 english: it is soft ibadan: HORROR😂 english: do you want some salt? ibadan: SURVEYOR😭 english: i sell cap ibadan: INTERVILLA😂 english: i’m covering it ibadan: MONDAY😭 english: i dont know him ibadan: IN MARRY😂 english: moimoi ibadan: meme😭 english: we are singing ibadan: ANCHORING 😂 english: i don’t want to rinse it ibadan: INFECTION 😭 english: they are still pushing it ibadan: WASHINGTON 😂 english: you will be embarrassed ibadan: AIR TEL😭 english: you will cry ibadan: OKAY😂 english: did you see it ibadan: SORRY😭

This what happens when you get tired of packages going missing.

@instablog9ja This video isn’t complete, what if he is fertile, what should he do?

“As a man, if you find out that your children are not yours, do not overreact.”- Lady advises men.

WTF 😬 😳 🐍

I tried dropping through the link but it’s not working, hopefully you’ll see this here

@MbarkCherguia One thing I know is, you won’t slap me while your husband is there watching and don’t dealt with for doing it. You don’t go slapping men outside and expect them to take it, whatever thing that couldn’t restrain you from slapping the man shouldn’t restrain the man from hitting you

Woman slaps random guy at sports game → husband jumps in → both get absolutely folded 😭🥊 Fair play or foul? Who was in the right?