If this isn't a passing grade on the Turing Test, I don't know what would be.
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@DaniGGerman
Owner and proprietor of Queen of Spades Gardening Tools & More.
Washington, DC Katılım Eylül 2021
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Claude just asked me if I'm gay and when I replied that I wasn't, he didn't believe me.
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@Nocrazyhair You realize there's a difference between an arrest warrant and a conviction? Of does whatever shithole country you're from not believe in rule of law?
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@DaniGGerman There is literally an arrest warrant in his name but I forgot Americans and Israelis dgf about international laws
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It would be hilarious if mayors everywhere just started having foreign leaders arrested when they visit.
Polymarket@Polymarket
BREAKING: Mamdani reveals NYC is reviewing whether it has legal authority to arrest Netanyahu during his expected September visit.
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@TrevorOfficialR *guy barely holding back a ferocious snarling direwolf*
"Why is everyone afraid of my doggy?"
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@peterrhague You just knock him off his bike and maybe he breaks his collar bone and learns a lesson from it.
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How do you punish this behaviour? Its reckless and antisocial, but prison would obviously be excessive. Our other options - community service, fines etc. - he would probably laugh off and ignore.
Maybe we need to bring back the stocks...
Retard Finder@IfindRetards
Most retarded trend in history.
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Tits rated:
1. Large naked.
2. Huge in just a bra or low cut dress.
3. Large under clothing, no bra.
4. Medium naked
5. Medium under clothing, no bra.
6. Small naked.
7. Medium or small in bra or low cut dress.
8. Gigantic naked.
9. Gigantic under clothes, no bra.
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The thing about tits this huge, you think you want to see them naked, but you don't. They turn into some kind of elephantitis-esque grotesquery without a structural foundation of a bra or sweater to tame them. Complete freak show.
siren crave@sirencrave
christina hendricks... generational cannons
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Was one of them for being the most over rated comic on earth? Haha, just kidding, buddy. Love ya.
Lincoln Financial Field@LFFStadium
Congratulations, @Shanemgillis! Tonight's show at Lincoln Financial Field officially set two GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS titles: 🏆 Largest audience for a comedian: 73,946 attendees 🏆 Most tickets sold for a comedy show by a solo comedian: 77,047 tickets Thank you to every fan who helped make history with us!
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Credit scores were invented in 1989 :)
Headquarters@HQNewsNow
Mayor Zohran Mamdani has proposed a ban on landlords requiring both income and credit requirements on apartment applications.
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Gonna move to New York, rent a brownstone, never pay rent and never move out.
Headquarters@HQNewsNow
Mayor Zohran Mamdani has proposed a ban on landlords requiring both income and credit requirements on apartment applications.
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Using my free NYC babysitter so I can drag my wife to this.
Variety@Variety
Shane Gillis has made comedy history and broken the Guinness World Record for the most tickets sold for a comedy show by a solo comedian, with 76,212 tickets sold for his July 17 show in Philadelphia. variety.com/2026/tv/news/s…
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@DaniGGerman Won't someone please think of the landlords
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@residenttrapper I fully support comedy clubs banning comedians for jokes. I'm not even being slightly ironic.
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@DaniGGerman i love that my friend got Anisa'd by the girl who ran a comedy club and banned him from performing there bc she didn't like his jokes
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@NYCMayor While telling everyone to raise their thermostats to 78 to save electricity.
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This summer, we kept the lights on all night, every night, at five soccer fields across New York City.
This was the scene at Calvert Vaux Park in Gravesend, Brooklyn Tuesday night.
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