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@backandacross You couldn’t pay me to watch him bat though, absolute crab

Outstanding from him and in my humble opinion he has to open batting for England this summer...and outstanding from Adam Thomas on his debut...what a day for that young man 🏏

@jimmybagels306 Nothing to do with the bald cunt in charge then? 19 defeats in all comps

@TheAnfieldWrap Yet you wankers are more concerned with tickets going up a quid!! Shithouses

18 losses in all competitions this season. Sickening.

@LFC Hopefully the Mancs rack up double figures here

14' - Goal. Benjamin Sesko. [2-0] #MUNLIV

@Jacob3442 @NeilLfc_5 And what if City and Arsenal had won the games they dropped points in you fucking moron?

@DanielHeselden @NeilLfc_5 factual

Reminder we're absolutely atrocious and our manager is the worst in our history so this is highly unlikely

@SeanDOlfc No fucking chance that shower of shite side gets anything unfortunately

I’ve just clocked our two angles. We must all maximise whichever one is required. The first one is if we lose or draw we can blame the lineup and if we somehow win, we can say it’s the funniest result we have ever had at Old Trafford and that they can’t chat to us ever again.

@Jacob3442 @NeilLfc_5 What an absolute load of waffle

@NeilLfc_5 Its actually painful how shite this league is you know, if we'd beat forest at home, wolves away, spurs at home and leeds away we'd be in a title race

@jimmybagels306 Arsenal marching towards a famous double and you still have the nerve to back that bald bastard, hopefully the gunners creating history is causing you loads of pain

@superTV247 @johnmerro1 Good to see Romesh getting some much needed air time

BREAKING 🚨 The BBC have officially confirmed the full lineup of THE CELEBRITY TRAITORS for series 2 — filming this month and airing later this year! #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors 🏰 Heading to the castle this year… Amol Rajan – Broadcaster Bella Ramsey – Actor James Acaster – Comedian James Blunt – Singer/Songwriter Jerry Hall – Model and Actress Joanne McNally – Comedian Joe Lycett – Comedian Julie Hesmondhalgh – Actor King Kenny – Content Creator Leigh-Anne Pinnock – Pop star Maya Jama – Broadcaster   Michael Sheen – Actor Miranda Hart – Actor Myha’la – Actor Professor Hannah Fry – Broadcaster Richard E. Grant – Actor Rob Beckett – Comedian Romesh Ranganathan – Comedian Ross Kemp – Actor Sebastian Croft – Musician Sharon Rooney – Actor

@jimmybagels306 Fucking hope not!! What he earned in Saudi was obscene

@CricketTragic5 He certainly isn’t a “world class bowler” ffs, he was dog shit in the 23 ashes and was barely bowling above 75mph

Gerrim’ back in. He’s a wrongun but he’s a world class bowler and can clearly bat.

@GOLDBABYO I will have a 100 please Gold on things that never actually happened

When my husband told me, I smiled.‘You're doing what she did.' He nodded. 'I promised myself if I ever got back on my feet, I'd lift others up.She taught me that kindness isn't about what you give it's about seeing someone's struggle & refusing to walk past it.

"My husband lost his job right before our second baby was due. For six months, he sent out hundreds of applications—nothing. I watched this proud man crumble, depression setting in. One morning, he left for another interview wearing his only suit,

@bbctms Absolutely pathetic, they have been an utter shambles this season and have rightfully been criticised, no doubt when the T20 shite starts they will want all there interactions back

Kent have disabled the comment functions on their social media accounts as part of a "duty of care" to the county's cricket players.

@paul1964Jam Lenny Henry?

This lad grew up to be my comedy hero,the bastard 😁

@jimmybagels306 Or PSV or Notts Forest or Wolves or Sunderland!! Poor Baldy

@campbeduk @SkyCricket

@DanielHeselden @SkyCricket This is women’s cricket mate!

BREAKING: England announce their 15-player squad for the Women’s T20 World Cup! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🚨

@SeanDOlfc His first reaction to Trent jogging back is going to be box office

Absolutely brilliant stuff

@d_ktalkballs @jb_dodsworth He plays for Glamorgan not Leicestershire

@jb_dodsworth Mate, you're risking the wrath of all Foxes fans with such an inflammatory remark 😉

Tribe (ave 42), McKinney (ave 62) and Gay (ave 86) are all pushing their case in the Champo to be England's opener. Fun Fact: No. This bloke hit a four at Edgbaston first ball, so his place is sealed. 118 Champo runs at 20, FYI. Not a serious outfit. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@jimmybagels306 All been down hill since, “fans” like yourself are a big part of the reason this club went 30 years without a league title!! Happy to accept mediocrity and live in the past