Daniel

@RichCoo94433360 @V01D_Dude @Kimpetrasvids @haditforamoment What the fuck are you talking about

@V01D_Dude @Kimpetrasvids @haditforamoment I'm not here to fix things for everyone in the country. That's the job for politicians. Im here to look after my family.

it was so bad that I stuck aluminium foil to the inside of my windows to try and reflect the heat away😭😭😭

literally how can it get bleaker than this

Drake

I miss the soul of P U S S Y I N B I O these new bots are boring as fuck

@Jake18367335 @freedomlegend_ @JeremiahDJohns Typical spastic with no reading comprehension

@freedomlegend_ @JeremiahDJohns ‘I would do anything to see my parents again’ except take a plane to their location. Fuck off 🤣

What's the most "oh no, my steak too juicy, my lobster too buttery" complaint you see people make?

@B___uk @jakkeron97103 @Warren_Britain @Archie1829 @PolitlcsUK Cheers bro 💪

@DanielJH24 @jakkeron97103 @Warren_Britain @Archie1829 @PolitlcsUK Mate you sound hard as fuck

🚨 FINAL RESULT: The Welsh Senedd goes into no overall majority with Plaid Cymru as the largest party 🌼 PC: 43 (+20) ➡️ RFM: 34 (+34) 🔴 LAB: 9 (-35) 🔵 CON: 7 (-22) 🟢 GRN: 2 (+2) 🟠 LDM: 1 (+1) 96/96 seats

@jakkeron97103 @Warren_Britain @Archie1829 @PolitlcsUK Course the fucking spastic gammon won't reply to this. They're all as thick as each other.

@Warren_Britain @Archie1829 @PolitlcsUK Are you aware that immigration is not a devolved power and Senedd elections are therefore not based on any immigration policy. Immigration is a Westminster power, Wales has zero control over it.

if you voted reform today i do think less of you as a person

@Juve38Wa98021 @PolitlcsUK C r y

@PolitlcsUK The Welsh wanted change so they have gone even further to the left these cunts plaid are just a bunch of commies.

🚨 NEW: Plaid Cymru has won the most votes in Pen-y-bont Bro Morgannwg, the second Welsh Senedd election result 🌼 PLD: 2 seats, 27,407 votes (+20.2%) ➡️ RFM: 2 seats, 24,602 votes (+29.1%) 🔵 CON: 1 seat, 12,464 votes (-18.0%) 🔴 LAB: 1 seat, 9,518 votes (-24.6%)

@ProgPro Average Fall Out Boy setlist circa 2003

This band has some crazy song titles

The plan? JP Morgan college recruiting is at an all-time low, so we pay one of our guys to start a lawsuit saying a hot exec forcibly slept with him at our office. JP Morgan job applications immediately hit an all time high of young men who can’t get distracted by dates with women. Productivity pops up. JP Morgan stock erects. Take that Goldman Sacks.

I’m just gonna say it straight. Can artists STOP announcing a tour and giving us a weeks notice before sale because how the fuck do they expect us to have the money for that??? How financially stable do they think we are? It’s unfair to expect the average person to find that money within a week,especially with how much tickets cost nowadays

can this woman leave us alone for one year

@BenBankas Embarrassing. For you, not her.

Triggered girl at comedy show…

“ hi im ryan dunn “ 💔

me in the theater watching the new jackass movie

it’s time to relive the best and experience the last. watch the official trailer for jackass: best and last, only in theatres june 26.

@BereskyEric @KeruboSk Fucking hell mate I'd be surprised if you're employed with spelling like that

@KeruboSk And ypu wo der why you are inemployed

HR: What are your salary expectations? Gen Z: Enough to not feel insulted every morning. HR: Can you give a number? Gen Z: Can you give your budget first Let’s not play hide and seek. HR: We usually base it on experience. Gen Z: I base my rent on reality. HR: We offer competitive compensation. Gen Z: Competitive with what… unpaid internships?

you’ll be at the lowest point of ya life and someone gon say “go to the gym” brother fuck you and the gym

people are like yay it’s a beautiful spring day and the birds are singing it’s time to get out all of my loudest tools such as chainsaws and weedeaters and leaf blowers and power washers