Daniel Puig

Won the FIFA Peace Prize btw

@majornelson Why should I travel with one?

My name is Larry and I've got a problem collecting travel routers. AMA

@majornelson That's the beauty of the archive, every inactive chat goes into the archive but I save all messages forever

What type of text message manager are you? I can't stand an endless scrolling list. I am more of a deleter.

@theoldzealand They'll play in the super cup next season don't worry

We should make Real Madrid and Bayer Leverkusen play each other, for science Tell Real it's the Champions League and I don't think it's possible for either team to lose

@majornelson Equation used is right but you don't know that it goes through (-1,-2), I'd use (2,8) instead as the second point, they gives you m=(8-2)/(2-0)=6/2=3

My answer was 4 using the below equation. Tell me if I am right or wrong please :)

A neighborhood kid texted me and asked for help in an Algebra question. I have not done raw Algebra in --- a long time. I gave the answer of 4. But check my work. This was the question:

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@monlqm Get in there!

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@blueti84 @MrYo531 mfw == Mother fucked when?

mfw when a meeting gets cancelled 😤

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@MrYo531 Why would it be common sense to shower at night???

Ngl I’m to lazy and tired to shower at night. And showering in the morning helps me get out of bed and wake up.

@MrYo531 Kms

imagine saying kms in 2023

@MrYo531 Sexy

work meeting in my undies yeah yeah

@MrYo531 Nope.

black guy drug dealer trope be real. I should start selling

@monlqm How could you tweet that???

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okay so I ordered a new case from Amazon. And then I returned the broken one instead with a refund. So basically I got a free replacement. Is this fucked up?