not another one

My last tweet. Can't be on this platform anymore.

@dieworkwear I dont think zips should be seen near knitwear

only reason to wear this is if you're applying in-person for a bank loan

@Kevin_Maguire Taylor Swift of course being more important than Chinese aggression and Human Rights. Perhaps Sunak is asking what matters rather than just trying to score cheap political points.

Can't help feeling Rishi Sunak missed a string of political open goals(taxes, winter fuel, even P&O and Taylor Swift) by using all his questions to ask Keir Starmer about China and human rights which the PM answered with no sweat. Those pops are No 10 champagne corks #PMQs

@archer_rs Ooh i wondered when that was. Might explain my head ache.

So today was the day everyone who had been Covid vaccinated was supposed to die. Everyone ok?

@Chels_HQ He stops shots but he needs to cut down on the mistakes

An area of concern? 🧤

@mhbawaCFC @ChelseaSTrust @ChelseaFC The members allocation has become beyond a joke and west view isnt even a great experience. Give the seats back to members to buy at a fair price

This is not a post to drive any negative agenda. This is to highlight an issue with the club that needs to be sorted to benefit the supporters. @ChelseaSTrust @ChelseaFC If you are a fan that has suffered similar frustrations then RT, like or comment to help spread the word

This is shocking misuse of our TV licence money. Let her go to where other channels will pay her this - the BBC should be nurturing new young talent.

@garethicke 55 and yes as registered with polling companies

Funny how in nearly 43 years, I've never been asked to take part in a poll. You?

Could you share this far and wide? I’d love to find the longest-serving cricket club groundsman/woman in the UK, to feature them in the Wisden Almanack. Please reply with the year he/she started. Share, share, share!

@misspaulalondon But there is absolutely no reason why a party with such a large majority would go to the polls. If Starmer fails they'd put in a new leader and carry on.

@DanielSSmith The tax rises in October will annoy the rich labour liberals too!

What are your thoughts on a Reform UK and Tory merger? I actually hope that we have a snap election within a couple of years. Keir is completely out of his dept… He won’t last and Angela Rayner is clearly worse! #labourparty #keirstarmer #reformparty_uk #conservativeparty #Politics #westminister #gbnews @GBNEWS

@mikegarry Hate the atmosphere it creates at football. It amplifies dickheads.

When’s there gonna be a serious conversation about the amount of cocaine being snorted everyday. & I’m not talking kids partying. I’m talking old blokes, mate’s dads having a line in the pub on a Tuesday night. Come on. This is taking place before our very eyes & we’re letting it

@Britpopmemories I remember seeing James Brown but no idea about the rest.

25 years ago today myself and my mates were in Chelmsford for V99. In true 90’s style I’ve forgotten a lot about it, but Suede and the Manics were both great headliners and Faithless did a really good set in the sun on the Saturday afternoon. Who else went?

@RealMattKing @AppleTV @BBCiPlayer Spirited is a hidden gem.

Don't forget, my peeps. You can still look at my daft face in Time Bandits on @AppleTV and also Spent on the old @BBCiPlayer. Or there's always Spirited on Amazon telly. Horrible self-promotion over... Mug's game innit. You have a lovely day now. Peace and Love. MK 💜

@NFBUK @BBCBreakfast @itvnews @BBCLondonNews @itvlondon @EveningStandard @myldn My daughter and I came an inch away from some tw*t on a Lime bike flying through a red light by the Tower of London yesterday. I could feel the power of the air as he passed.

Please stop riding through red lights when pedestrians have the green man to cross the road. These crossings have rotating cones underneath the push button box to alert blind people when it’s safe to cross & it’s not safe when people ride through them on a red light at any speed.

Graham Thorpe, England cricketer, with beautiful daughters, loving wife, family and friends. Took his own life. Too many men in particular, at a time when information is plentiful, charities on standby, text, phone and email services ready, are deciding to end their lives. Many reading this, like me will have hit very close to where Graham got but stopped short, just. It's a desperate, confusing and frightening experience mixed with a matter of factness that at the time feels sobering, you feel you're thinking and acting clearly but you're not. Graham's wife took the decision to tell the world of how Graham both lived and sadly died, in the hope that if you or someone you know are struggling you'll grab one of the branches set out below and contact someone who can and will help. When someone takes their life, there's a trail of pain, questions and few answers, but many of us know that anxiety and depression gets so bad that life simply doesn't feel worth living. In my case I was lucky, very lucky. I ran, and ran some more until clouds lifted, the anxiety moved away and I could think straight. Looking back I've been seconds away from death several times, so reading about Graham is incredibly confronting, upsetting and sobering as I'm sure it is for many. I didn't know Graham but his story is all too familiar. Anxiety and depression for men, particularly men, hides invisible as the forced machismo creates a mask, a shield. You laugh, you crack a joke, you "look" ok and you carry on. But then one day as if you were preparing a meal, you take stock, prepare your deed and, You take your life. Leaving others with a lifetime of pain. You don't mean to, it's the last thing you want, but it's the unintended consequences of a decision made, nonetheless. If you're reading this, and can relate to any of the above, firstly have 5 minutes to think of Graham, his children and his wife, they need all the love and support that can be sent their way. Then, if you're anxious, depressed, really struggling, ease know that my email is open to sound off, that charities such as the Samaritans are there 24/7, SANE charity phone line is open from 4pm to 10pm daily, MIND have drop in centres nationally and emergence services will always help on 999 or NHS 111. To Graham and his family, you're on my mind and the mind of many, and to those struggling, you're a second away from help even in your darkest hour. Protect life. Yours. Stand up. Speak out.

@coffeecronin Happy birthday

This is Michael. Michael is 53 tomorrow, but because he has no friends, he believes no one will wish him a happy birthday. Let's see how many birthday wishes we can get for Michael #HappyBirthdayMichael

@elonmusk You post so much bollocks. 5 years ago people positioned you as a hero but everyday you demonstrate your stupidity.

It’s 2030 in the UK & you’re being executed for posting a meme …

@80_mcswan Yes. He has been stoking the fire for years.

Do you consider Tommy Robinson AKA Stephen Lennox Yaxley as a domestic terrorist for enciting riots on the streets ? JUST TYPE YES OR NO !