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@bazza080808 So so sad and absolute legend 😔

@kimbokslice 🥹 I’m sorry life is hard for you at the moment Kim, your one of the strongest people I’ve spoken to 😔

I know im a right funny bastard but life is very much overwhelming me right now and because im such a hermit I talk to nobody I just show the hard faced strong person iv always had to be 🙄 but it's feeling heavier by the day ☹️

@centregoals @Telegraph They’d prob play better in these boots

🚨🚨| JUST IN: Adolf Hütter is understood to be a serious contender if Igor Tudor is sacked as Tottenham coach. ⚪️👔 [@Telegraph]

@MyLordBebo Bulls got out of control 🤔 there fckin bulls what did people expect them to lie down so you could stroke them

🐂 INSANITY DURING BULL RUN: This happened today at the Las Delicias de Trujillo resort. Bull run During the San José Fair, it ended in tragedy when two of the bulls got out of control

@eb92safc Wouldn’t waste electric on the cnt can’t we just drown him

Rather than giving him a cell on his own with Sky tv and an xbox save the tax payer money and put him on a electric chair.

@BROKENBRITAIN0 This mther fcker needs the Ian Huntley treatment 😡😡😡😡

🚨BREAKING: Peadophile nursery worker JAILED for 30 years for MULTIPLE counts of Rape and sexual assault against babies as young as TWO YEARS OLD 🇬🇧 REINSTATE THE DEATH PENALTY FOR MONSTERS LIKE THIS ⚠️

@Araoluwanimi01 Once you’ve put petrol in the car you might have £10 left

You’re given $2m. You have 20 minutes to spend it. You can’t spend it on cars, airplanes, yacht or a house. You can’t spend it on golds or diamonds either. What will you buy??

@Noontangclan I hope your ok mate

Time to say goodbye 🕊️

This is John Eisenman. He lost his daughter to sexual trafficking. She was sold for $1,000 in Seattle Washington. He did what a father should do and researched, investigated and found out about her abduction. He RESCUED her HIMSELF. He found out the person who sold her into trafficking was her 19 year old boyfriend. He met up with him, abducted him, bludgeoned and stabbed him to death in Nov, 2020

@allmoshnopit Sam Allardyce

Past and present footballers most likely to have a Firestick? I’ll start Mark Noble

@_classof92_ I do exactly this 👌 I bought them off temu, no red card by the end of the week then they can have reward

Where can i buy the yellow and red card like in football? Planning to try something at home with the kid when she is being tantrumy😂

@Soulful1865 Phil Mitchell up to his old tricks

Showing up high on drugs to your Nephew birthday party ..whos a toddler.

@UTDAlex8 Raise prices again

🚨 Sir Jim Ratcliffe on Manchester United’s future “Next season, we will do something that will set this fanbase on fire.’”

@BPete1970 @tedio74 @cta84 @RodneyMarsh10 😂😂

@DanielUtd82 @tedio74 @cta84 @RodneyMarsh10 Yeah, Keith Curle , “put it there Giggsy”!

>I was City captain when Denis Law scored the goal that got you relegated. How d'you like them apples?!

@K_Stand_Red @BPete1970 @tedio74 @cta84 @RodneyMarsh10 👌😂😂😂😂 brilliantly summed up

@DanielUtd82 @BPete1970 @tedio74 @cta84 @RodneyMarsh10 Yes, if memory serves. Though I think Curle was trying to goad Giggs into taking him on, on the outside. Giggs was having none of it, and thought it better to unleash an absolute thunder bastard, in at the near post. And ask questions after!

@BPete1970 @tedio74 @cta84 @RodneyMarsh10 Is that the goal the defender was saying go on shoot then and Giggs obliged in the top corner?

@cta84 @RodneyMarsh10 If we had won the game 10-1 we were still relegated coz of results elsewhere. Ryan Giggs winner in 3-2 game at Maine Road in 1996 did more to relegate City than Law did to relegate United. Had City held on to draw 2-2 they would have stayed up

@Witterbird_84 More flat than ten year old cola but im still confident 🥴

Oh Lord this game has gone staler than a crouton and it's halfway into the first half 😬 It will be fine and turned around 🙏

@Sophie_C90 @KlCKASSCANTONA 100%

I couldn’t care less what condition he’s in. My thoughts are with Holly Wells and Jessica Chapman’s families 💔

@MissNicoleDeans He’s going home to his sock the prick

Doesn’t realise how sad it looks that he’s got a photo of someone else’s Missus and not his own. Wonder why 🤔