Daniel (AKA Pretend Punter)

The truth is the LNP to blame!

@FootyonNine Brilliant by Eddie. Great one liner here is a knife. It’ll be the first time you’ve stabbed yourself.🤣🤣🤣🤣 food court crown was magic. Seriously Tony Jones 40 years done it all and did it all himself. Congratulations….

Eddie hijacks What Caught My Eye to deliver a heartfelt tribute to TJ for an incredible 40 years at Nine 👏👏 #9AFLSFS | Watch on 9 & 9Now 🖥️

@NMFCOfficial North Melbourne footballer Loge not tackled by Heaney. Heaney hits the ball away from Loge. Free kick Sydney. The umpires have destroyed this game.

@NMFCOfficial Did not physically touch the opposition swans player. Repeat did not physically touch the opposition Swans player. Yet free kick Sydney Swans goal Sydney Swans umpires are killing North Melbourne.

Finn O'Sullivan's got the lot.

@ChaosKO_ America the land of the dumb and dumber 

@ReclaimD1 Clearly he came to that point. You will truly never know what he was thinking from the start. Don’t let that ruin your life! Shit happens. Clean it up, throw it in the trash and start again. There’s someone….

Modern woman gets brutal reality pill after she started hooking up with a Chad and asked the “what are we” question. Thoughts⁉️👑

@KangaCanadiens Caroline Wilson beats both 🍺

I honestly wonder who hates North Melbourne more... Gerard Healy or ARC?

@reidallaboutit9 Robbed and you know it. Great effort by North. 👏👏👏👏👏👏

@Danieldfc00 Yes.

The Roos easy run comes to an end next week. Giants, Cats, Swans, Crows, Suns and Dockers all up next. #AFL #AFLNorthTigers

@aboutasteph Do you get a refund ?

Done.

@realRick_AUS Can we wait until the investigation is complete. Hopefully it will be honest in its findings.

elijah hollands Lots of players knew Carlton players knew Media personality people knew Michael Voss as per press conference knew The whole world knew And guess what? No one did a bloody thing about it and now elijah hollands will have to live with this forever. Disgraceful.

@1116sen Dwayne Russel has named him “COOPER MAN”

@_Daniel_Pell nothing to do with pressure ☺️

@_Daniel_Pell #44 a lot of time down back. Kicking out too. Richmond have been woeful at goal and motto do with pressure but set shots

A positive change in a defense!

@_Daniel_Pell @NMFCOfficial Brilliant!

This is the best news!!! Well done @NMFCOfficial for locking down Cooper Trembath until 2029. Your thoughts, NMFC-verse?

Tell me this isn’t brilliant and I’ll whack you across the chin🤣🤣🤣 instagram.com/reel/DXK_ygSD-…

⁦@AFLNation⁩ ⁦@AFLPlayers⁩ ⁦@7AFL⁩ ⁦@AFL_PKeane⁩ To not take the word of the umpire would undermine the umpire and the very trust of the umpiring group. Regardless of truth he will will be found guilty afl.com.au/news/1498046

@giantroo He is up higher (over 2 meters)than you think. Love his smile when he took it😀

What a clunk! 🌟

Come on, Melania Trump, how many people have casual correspondence [emails] with people they don’t know? Something is about the drop.

@maxlaughton North are 5th on the ladder. Clearly you’re not a fan of the game or you’d know how the system works🤣🤣

Feels like there are basically two AFL divisions right now - the top 12, and then the bottom six of Carlton, Essendon, North Melbourne, Port Adelaide, Richmond and West Coast. Division 1 is currently 7-0 against Division 2 with an average margin of 66 points.

@_Daniel_Pell Nah. He had a crack.

@Danieldfc00 On Fridays form - Most likely Banch.

He deserves a shot in the seniors. Your thoughts, NMFC-verse?