DH🦋

@Yoda4ever @jash1992

Him: Are you fucking stupid? Me:

@danniieecx Spill !!

Me promising lysha I’ll be on my best behaviour at her works do and won’t accidentally flash everyone or spew on the floor like the last two

@jash1992 legit us this week (featuring Patè)

@danniieecx Awww dont i was drunk crying a few weeks ago imagining you dying too!! We cute

@DanielleHarry3 You are dan

Watching four weddings and a funeral and crying at the thought of dan dying

“do you remember?” me:

@jash1992 @chaoticclubvids 🤣🤣 put all the chicken in the oven, threw up and then fell asleep 👍

@jash1992 @contextdogs Hahahah id love to wear bertie as a scarf, lovely and warm

Current situation.

@Whotfismick @danniieecx us even over text ffs

Nobody: Me and my friends telling jokes:

Thinking about this

what my mum sees when i switch the HDMI 1 to HDMI 2

@danniieecx Hahahahahaha im only now seeing this 😂 u are a bag of shit

Lovely girl, leaves bags of shit everywhere

@danniieecx Shut up i didnt ask to smell it 😂😂 thanks appreciated

@DanielleHarry3 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you’re minging! I’ll take one next time

Visiting my nan in hospital and this little old lady next to her has been letting off the loudest farts I’ve ever heard

when the waiter asks if u want to see the dessert menu:

I knew Jordan fixing our toilet wouldnt go smoothly but i didnt expect to be standing in the club last night to news that my downstairs had flooded 😂 Bob the twat 👷‍♂️

Dreamt last night that i got married at greggs whilst wearing an arsenal kit 🤪