Dan

@BristolAirport would it be possible to get the security camera footage from the 3rd March of me face planting at baggage claim please? Would like to make £250 on you’ve been framed, thanks x

Only Alysha would tell me to guess what exit to take on a roundabout in a foreign country and then get mad when I take the wrong one

Lysha just threw her bag in front of my feet in the airport and I full on face planted the floor. Not going away with her again

Feel sick thinking about Lysha’s boss shaking my hand last night and my hand was sticky

Me promising lysha I’ll be on my best behaviour at her works do and won’t accidentally flash everyone or spew on the floor like the last two

@DanielleHarry3 You are dan

@danniieecx Is there someone in the film called dan or is dan me

Watching four weddings and a funeral and crying at the thought of dan dying

@NRaynes14 @AlyshaMartin I am one

@AlyshaMartin You have one don’t you? @danniieecx

I need a dog

With friendships I have what I like to call “outdoor cat attachment style.” Some weeks u will see me a ton and other weeks u will not know if I’m dead or alive but don’t worry I still love u I will not forget u

@b3ccagoss Sundara karma 👀£20 odd for tickets in cardiff 👀

Would it be completely selfish to buy my sister tickets to a band she doesn’t know for her birthday just bc I want to go ?

@NE_Stevie I would end up in jail within a month for slapping a child

Can anyone recommend a good uni to study architecture? Absolute shit show over here

@NE_Stevie Stay strong queen! I will gladly squash them for you ❤️

I hope they find my camera I dropped in 2017

Just did my first gym class and come to the conclusion that I must have asthma bc there’s no way I’m that fucking unfit! I nearly spewed

@DanielleHarry3 @Whotfismick 🤣🤣🤣 your voice notes and videos

@Whotfismick @danniieecx us even over text ffs

Nobody: Me and my friends telling jokes:

@DaiVinci74 He needs to learn Ry, what can I say

@danniieecx I knew twitter was toxic, but this is a new level of Savage.

I haven’t seen Nat in nearly two weeks and my mental health has improved significantly