The Wizard of Lawz

Netflix will livestream Artemis II’s flyby of the Moon tomorrow. The livestream will begin at 1PM EST.

date idea: we go to the aquarium and kiss everytime we see a fish

I'm gonna keep on dancing on the way to the Moon🎵 Today, the Artemis II crew woke up to "Pink Pony Club" by Chappell Roan.

The decision to post the new picture without flipping it to match geopolitical standards. I like that.

1972 ➡️2026 Apollo 17 ➡️ Artemis II

Here are some ways in which the world has gotten better.

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Imagínense ver esto hace 4000 años. Sí o si tocaba ofrecer al primogénito.

New York is Newyorking HARD today

8 mins de mi depa al trabajo caminando en NYC. Hoy vi a una viejita desnuda tapándose con una guitarra con consignas hippies en el cuerpo, a un señor golpeando las paredes exteriores de un banco mientras gritaba y reclamaba y a un wey con dos serpientes en sillas en el parque.

BREAKING: Oracle laid off 20,000-30,000 employees this morning with a single 6 am email.

BREAKING: Source code leak reveals Claude Code detects profanity in user prompts, then silently logs it to a database.

The only 4 jobs that will remain at tech companies. Credits: @yrechtman

That’s a suspicious number of Kit Kats!

@andres_dlap @MalenaGarciaT De colectivo a espectador.

El chiste se cuenta solo

Esto de ingenieros... ya llegó, ya está aquí...

Harvard economist Claudia Goldin helped WNBA players win a nearly 400% pay raise on.wsj.com/47yGzai

KitKat spokesperson says, 'We've always encouraged people to have a break with KITKAT - but it seems thieves have taken the message too literally and made a break with more than 12 tonnes of our chocolate. Whilst we appreciate the criminals' exceptional taste, the fact remains that cargo theft is an escalating issue for businesses of all sizes.'

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