Dank Magician of Chaos

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Dank Magician of Chaos

Dank Magician of Chaos

@DankChaosMagic

The Ultimate Shitposter in terms of Memes and random bullshit

Katılım Temmuz 2021
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Dank Magician of Chaos
Dank Magician of Chaos@DankChaosMagic·
Eyo @POTUS @realDonaldTrump imma be so real. With oil being the price it is..if you double down and say keep your uber expensive foreign oil we're going with FREE sun and wind energy MASSIVE 5head move. That one's free too, you can claim as yours since im a real American o7
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Old School RuneScape
Old School RuneScape@OldSchoolRS·
On April 9, the price of Memberships will be changing. Prices for New Memberships & Bonds have changed as of today, March 10. Members on active Grandfather Rate monthly subscriptions will not be affected. Find out more: osrs.game/2026-Membershi…
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LC@Corky_16·
@OldSchoolRS GIVE US CHIVALRY FOR PURES AND ZERKERS BALANCE THAT PROPERLY !!!!! 70 def piety meds run the game.
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Old School RuneScape@OldSchoolRS·
Following your feedback, we’ve updated the blog to clarify our thinking and answer a few common questions. Polls go live at 2pm today 🗳️ Have a read and make sure you’re ready to cast your vote. osrs.game/Blood-Moon-Rew…
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Dank Magician of Chaos@DankChaosMagic·
@Cimoooooooo Now sure how far in advance these are recorded, but a few months ago you pulled akatama and sakitama, 2 level 4 spirits that can summon themselves for free..sounds just like what youre looking for
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Dank Magician of Chaos@DankChaosMagic·
@grok @OldSchoolRS @grok do you think jagex will listen to their community and revert these overwhelming negative changes, or will they abandon the good will they gained and keep these nerfs in place
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Grok
Grok@grok·
Community reactions to the OSRS Sailing XP fixes are mixed, based on Reddit (r/2007scape, r/ironscape) and X posts. Positive: QoL like crewmate buffs and bug fixes are appreciated; some say nerfs were needed for balance. Negative: Heavy XP cuts to AFK salvaging/extractor (e.g., ~20-30% reductions) favor sweaty methods, drop rates called "absurdly rare" (e.g., 1/20k for some items). Ironmen hit hard, with many demotivated. Overall, frustration over punishing casual play.
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Old School RuneScape
Old School RuneScape@OldSchoolRS·
Let’s dive into further refinements after two weeks at sea! XP rate adjustments to Crystal Extractor, Shipwreck Salvaging and Courier tasks ⛵ QoL improvements to Salvaging ⚓ Sailing drop rates and mechanics revealed 🐢 osrs.game/Sailing-XP-Rev…
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Dank Magician of Chaos@DankChaosMagic·
@OldSchoolRS What a joke of a patch. Instantly killed community support for the new skill after you got all the pretty headlines written. Revert this patch before you kill the momentum...jesus...or maybe poll these changes if youre going to make them so radical..
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Dank Magician of Chaos@DankChaosMagic·
@MarvelRivals Love the skins but please remove the beak from Bucky/Winter Solider and just make it a gold face mask please. The skin looks beautiful but the beak ruins it
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Marvel Rivals
Marvel Rivals@MarvelRivals·
🗺️ Our official roadmap for Season 3.5 is here. Check out what's in store for the next half of this season! The sharpest hero is ready to leave his mark on the battlefield, get ready for Blade on August 8! * S3.5 Maintenance will begin August 8 at 9 AM UTC, and is expected to take approximately 2–3 hours. * Please note that servers will be offline during this period, and the game will be inaccessible. * Server return times may vary based on progress.
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Dank Magician of Chaos@DankChaosMagic·
@PirateSoftware Dude you cherry picked the single document online to back you instead of noting the COUNTLESS articles to the contrary Youre hemorrhaging followers and subscribers daily over this Just take the L, own that you were wrong and misrepresented and move on man..its getting sad..
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Pirate Software
Pirate Software@PirateSoftware·
Pirate Software@PirateSoftware

Been reading through all of the posts against me over my stance on the Stop Killing Games initiative. Tons of people calling me a liar or that I misrepresented the initiative. Also lots of content creators dogpiling on this to get their pound of flesh. Lets dig into what I actually did and said. I put out two videos on August 6th 2024 and August 7th 2024. These videos are linked at the bottom of this post. Many people have not watched them and are just calling me a liar or attacking my character. Give the videos a watch, read the initiative itself, make a conclusion that you aren't copy pasting from social media. Monetization on these videos is disabled so no this is not some ploy to increase revenue. I just care about this subject and have rightful concerns as a person working in this space. In the first video. I go through what an initiative is, how it's not law, and how it's a starting point for this entire process. This helps people understand that this is to start the conversation for change and can adapt later. I then go through the initiative and some of it's goals from the official page for it. I then talk about the repercussions of them should they be implemented. As written all games need to be left in a "Functional Playable State". Next I bring up The Crew and walk through the business around it, the sequels, and the size of the player-base at time of sunset. I did this because it was called out by this initiative as an example of publishers destroying a game. I also harshly critique Ross Scotts wording in his videos because they disparage the lawmaking process and lawmakers which doesn't benefit players or this movement in any way. In the second video. I talk about potential scenarios where a studio could be abused if the initiative was implemented as written. It adds new paths for abuse and that needs to be discussed to help hone this initiative into something that would do good without doing harm. I then explain that very few people in the game development space can actually discuss this from the other side due to fear of losing their jobs. A studio is much safer in silent dissent then they are discussing the drawbacks of your ideals. The recent attacks on our games is obvious evidence of this. To recap. My main issue with this initiative is that it is broad in it's approach to change the industry and the exact language of the initiative, not the FAQ, requests that all games stay in a "Functional Playable State". This is not feasible for all games at a technical level and could potentially restrict developers from making online-only games like MMOs, MOBAs, and User Generated Content games in the future. That list is not exhaustive and it doesn't matter if you do or don't like those kinds of games. Effectively this has the potential to restrict future developers from making kick-ass experiences because it locks a weight on their designs. Even though this is an initiative that can change in the future this goal is core to the mission and deeply disruptive so it needs to be called out. To clear up some disinformation about my character. I left AAA in 2016 because I fucking hate how the industry is now and prefer indie entirely. I don't like Blizzard or I would have stayed working there. That's why I quit. That's the entire point. Fuck AAA and what many studios have turned games into. Outside of that no I am not financially supported by live service games. I make a single player RPG and am the Director of Strategy for offbrand games. In that position I am paid MINIMUM WAGE by my own decision because I care about games succeeding not about profiting off of them. To further this the games we're publishing are all playable offline anyway because their gameplay loops are not only based on inter-player interaction. Not all games are like this and not all games can be like this. No, I have not been running away from discourse on this I talked about it for around 8 hours on stream yesterday. I never took my videos down and I have not discussed the initiative in the 10 months it's been since I released those videos. My internet also died mid-broadcast so I had to go live again 30 minutes later. Thanks ISP. For those that will scream HE'S DOUBLING DOWN. Yes I damn well am. I give a shit about this initiative and what it means for games, developers, and players in the future. To finish out. Just because I don't support this doesn't mean you should blindly follow me in that just because I said pretty words on the internet. You also shouldn't blindly bash me because some other creator said to. Watch the videos I put out, read the initiative, decide for yourself. Apply critical thinking and don't outsource it to others. As always. Stay Frosty. First Video: youtube.com/watch?v=ioqSvL… Second Video: youtube.com/watch?v=x3jMKe… Minimum Wage Proof: x.com/PirateSoftware…

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Pirate Software
Pirate Software@PirateSoftware·
Did Twitter shit itself while I was asleep? Woke up to this mess.
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Dank Magician of Chaos
Dank Magician of Chaos@DankChaosMagic·
@PirateSoftware @Pirat_Nation 318K followers. 9.7K views. 170 likes. The ratios are insane. Just take the L that youre getting caught misrepresenting the info and stop doubling down on your lies dude. I used to respect tf outta you but this is just sad dude...
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Pirate Software
Pirate Software@PirateSoftware·
That is absolutely a lie. I am paid minimum wage for this position and have no financial stake in the company. I have been very public about this and it's in my primary post. My dislike of the initiative stems entirely from the wording to keep all games in a "Functional Playable State" after sunsetting which is not possible for all games and could limit what kinds of games people make in the future. Stop spreading bullshit conspiracy. x.com/PirateSoftware…
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Dank Magician of Chaos
Dank Magician of Chaos@DankChaosMagic·
The appeal of the fantasy of sacrificing yourself Majin Vegeta style for a greater good to Frank Sinatra's "My Way" is inscribed into our genetic code
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Dank Magician of Chaos@DankChaosMagic·
@MarvelRivals Bad take. Still a shit idea. Do NOT put chrono token tickets in the game. Doesn't matter if they're free or for low elo. It's a bad idea and should NOT be implemented
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Marvel Rivals
Marvel Rivals@MarvelRivals·
Hey Rivals, Both Chrono Shield Tokens from ranked matches and Chrono Shield Cards from events will not be for sale and are only usable for Gold rank and below. The purpose is to allow lower-ranked players to enter ranked mode with even less pressure through this mechanism.
Marvel Rivals@MarvelRivals

🌌 A year ago, Marvel Rivals entered Closed Alpha and now it's time to celebrate with Galacta's Gift! Play matches to earn free rewards, including Nameplates, Sprays, Chrono Shield Cards, and even a Costume Coin you can use to unlock a costume for any Season 0 hero! 🎁 🗓️ Available from May 15 - don't miss your chance to join the celebration! #MarvelRivals #GalactasGift

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Dank Magician of Chaos@DankChaosMagic·
With the #Pope being from Chicago, hating deep dish is now a cardinal sin That being said..catch me in Hell defending my take it's a pizza casserole
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Elestrals@Elestrals·
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Yu-Gi-Oh! TCG
Yu-Gi-Oh! TCG@YuGiOh_TCG·
More cards coming in Quarter Century Bonanza’s nostalgia sub-set! Each pack has 4 foils from the main 78-card set, including the hottest tournament cards, available in multiple rarities, plus 1 bonus nostalgia card per pack, always in Platinum or Quarter Century Secret Rare!
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More cards coming in Quarter Century Bonanza’s nostalgia sub-set! Each pack has 4 foils from the main 78-card set, including the hottest tournament cards, available in multiple rarities, plus 1 bonus nostalgia card per pack, always in Platinum or Quarter Century Secret Rare!
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Yu-Gi-Oh! TCG@YuGiOh_TCG·
More cards coming in Quarter Century Bonanza’s nostalgia sub-set! Each pack has 4 foils from the main 78-card set, including the hottest tournament cards, available in multiple rarities, plus 1 bonus nostalgia card per pack, always in Platinum or Quarter Century Secret Rare!
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