Soita Barasa

@swaleh_idi @edwinsifuna Huyu alikua noma. But motherly

@Danmtall @edwinsifuna Alikutandika akakutoa utukutu sindio Dan? 😂

Ukiona akicheka hivi huezi jua anaeza kuua na slippers.

@reinassanceman1 @edwinsifuna Kijana ya Mrs Ngao.

@edwinsifuna The fact that I know your mum and she's one of mum's close friends makes your success that of an older sibling. All the best Edu!

@VictorWanyama @africaupdates Happy retirement Lion

Today i announce my retirement from football, Four different countries six different clubs, A boy from Muthurwa with a big dream, carrying a Nations pride everytime i stepped onto the pitch. To my family, friends, agent, the fans and the coaching staff that helped me throughout

@Rakim_Mavisu @Mongareokiro1 🤣🤣🤣🤣naisha

@Mongareokiro1 Peleka hio kiburi yako mbali, let her celebrate. Mtiaje wewe

Who celebrates 20k as their salary? Here we earn not less than 100k with investments in real estate MMFs crypto and we know everything, have cars but live in rental houses. Let her resign and join the rich on twitter.

@TeyaKev 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mambo ya kujifanya ni yako. I just disputed an argument. The Bellinghams hawana any Kenyan roots but sijaku force ukubaliane na mimi unaweza hata sema ni mtoto wa Gachagua.

@Keepyourshell @Moha001_Onyango 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Moha001_Onyango Mwanzo unakalia zote mbili. Alafu wisdom inakuambia zitumie in shift. Mwanzo ya left alafu right. You do this until zote zikuwe moto then unakalia kukalia mgongo. Kama hamjafika na umechoka kutumia mgongo pamoja na majamaa wa shift unatandika anything kwa floor ulale kama python.

It used to be around Kshs 4,500 before COVID-19. Just know the journey is 26 hours and somewhere around hour 10 you’ll start discovering sitting positions you never knew existed.

@roywahome9 Damn

Are you seeing anyone queen?

@e_mokera Hii ndio team ilikua na Ali Abondo

Dan sserenkuma Rama Salim. Kuna werrw sijui walikua wanapatner na nani

He's here 👀 #cafc

@kevin_jomo 17 is what we call watu hawana akili

Mpaka wakapiga players, Such Behaviours weeh!!

@Honcalebamisi @edwinsifuna @HEBabuOwino Wee Loby ata lami iundwe bana,from Apo airstrip,it deserves lami bana

As ODM is busy sponsoring youths to attack and kill Caleb Amisi , @edwinsifuna and @HEBabuOwino , new parties are being launched by Eliud Owalo and David Ochieng. And UDA is getting inroads into odm strongholds including nyanza and western. Somebody should talk to Dr.Oburu to relax,calm down and respect his brothers legacy. Elections is in 2027 not February 2026. Hizi mbio anapelekwa na junet simba,abdulswamad na wanga zitamumaliza na kuua chama ya baba. Ask mudavadi where his party is . Ruto does not need you in full. He needs you in pieces. Kenya needs a renaissance!

Converted Muslims: I am a Muslim, I don't 'celeberate' Christmas. Meanwhile the OG Muslims 👇🏽😂

@Mrpoundsss @grok is this real

Traumatising 😭 Are they alive ?

@footballtweet Jose the only one

🤔👊 Who would be the manager of this team?

@Tee_Felicit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Anyways,so I had an ex who always wanted me to moan in Kibukusu. "Msale khupaa" "Ewe ndio papa khupaa" 😭😭😭 Muniombee

Bungoma people this December. Tunafanya kitu!!!!

@tabasamufibre Gate B Fedha?

Leo pia umeambiwa "Acha technician akuje kesho" for the 5th time?

@livinglikeCollo @_lennoxomondi Madollar?

@_lennoxomondi Last week friend of mine alidungwa kisu same place, unfortunately he passed on tunazika Friday 😭🥲

Update: Vijana wamedungana visu