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@notcapnamerica He surrounds himself with Yes men and he's a narcissist. He believes he's always amazing and nobody near him ever tells him any different

Lmfaoooooo

@ChrisDJackson "Where's the place that I yell about people eating pets?"

Wow. They literally had to explain everything to him like a child. 😳

@RobbyRoadsteame "You're not allowed to be loud and obnoxious, that's our thing!"

I was assaulted by MAGA outside of Madison Square Garden for singing Bob Marley. "Is this Woke?" He punched my Megaphone and called me a slur. This is the hateful divided America Trump Wants! But Progression will prevail!🌈 RT so Elon has to pay me TWITTER AD revenue money! 💙🌊

@SocDoneLeft How sad is it that this was so believable because it sounds exactly like something he would say?

oh my god

@RpsAgainstTrump I gotta agree with Herschel. Trump voters need to write in Donald Trump Jr for sure

Herschel Walker: “Vote for my friend and your friend Donald Trump Junior. Donald Trump. Jonald J. Trump” 🤣🤣🤡

@MayoIsSpicyy Need pictures asap

@MrsButters There is no reason to doubt what Pete is saying because if you watch the skits that Trump is in from 2016, he barely speaks in most of them. I guarantee they rewrote most of the skits to massively limit what he was expected to say

In honor of our future president appearing on SNL tonight, I'd like to take you back to what Pete has to say about Trump on SNL.

@krassenstein I'll speak on behalf of all liberals, we don't want this guy on our side. no thanks

When MAGA loses Fuentes you know they have a problem. This is the first and only time I will ever likely agree with Nick Fuentes. “At the Trump rallies they are yelling, ‘trash for Trump, trash for Trump’. I saw white guys with wearing garbage bags that said ‘Trash 4 Trump 2024’… that was the moment I realized Trumpism was a cult. That’s when I realized liberals were right’”.

@RobbyRoadsteame @VerminSupreme The past few weeks have seen a star rising. Roadsteamer is gaining steam, it's amazing

"Hot Dogs And Applesauce!" Grateful for all the love and support for my activism art. Thinking back to when I started doing political comedy with Vermin Supreme at the DNC in Charlotte. Vermin's the Woody Guthrie of activism comedy. Something in the water in New England🌊🌈💙

@AccountableGOP If America votes this guy in.... frankly, they deserve him

Trump: "I have a piece of glass here...But all we have really over here is the fake news. And to get me, somebody would have to shoot through the fake news, and I don't mind that so much. I don't mind that."

@TheGoodLiars Literally every trump talking point... they think about it for 3 seconds max. If you make them think more than that, they realize how dumb it sounds

The garbage bags are confusing.

@hankgreen 1,000,000,000% no, never. A humongous win would claim that there's no way it could happen. A narrow win would mean they'd say there's no way to know for sure

Do any Trump voters believe there is a circumstance where he accepts a loss?

@ArtCandee Where does the line start?

I'll say it to their faces: They're weak and dumb.

@RobbyRoadsteame They LOVE being obnoxious and awful until someone shows them exactly what they look like

There's nothing like getting a bunch of MAGA Holes to sing about the Jeffrey Epstein Plane! "My Sweet Trump" Uncut Version! RT so Elon Musk has to pay me TWITTER AD revenue money! 🌊💙

@RobbyRoadsteame Obnoxious people hating when someone is being obnoxious, I love it

MAGA Life Crisis

Steve Bannon got out of jail and I just asked when's the next Insurrection!

@KamalaDreams Don't stoop to the level of the trump team. No need to lie about crowd size, we're better than that

@RonFilipkowski Scott is scared of losing the FL Senate race, he's saving face

They are in absolute panic mode right now on how to deal with what went down at the MAGA Nazi Rally.

@Jonathan_Cage10 Anti-abortion, looser gun regulations, looser business regulations, lower taxes for the upper class, demonization of immigrants. Your typical Republican BS

I’ve had a few people tell me they don’t like Trump as a person and don’t support the hate he spreads but they like his policies. Can someone tell me what those policies are?

@pastalexa We won't see him die, but I'm afraid that we may see him in his mid-30s with obvious signs of memory issues and other brain-related troubles

does anyone else have a deep fear that we’re gonna see tua tagovailoa die on national tv or is it just me

@FBGreatMoments This is amazing. We need more accurate lip readings in all sports, that would add a new level of entertainment

“Patrick told me no resting b*tch face”