Danny Bardsley

Put a picture of Simon Weston up on my Facebook as my no-makeup selfie. He's fucking raging. Hahaha. Mugged him off rightly. Hahaha. YOLO.

Fucking convinced that Barca manager did my MOT last year. Alf, I think he was called.

Stencil of Jesus crucified against a giant Cadburys creme egg

Stencil of a child assembling the toy from a Kinder Egg, yeah? The parts fit together to make a handgun

Football is at its most brilliant at its most brutal.

Thoughts are with the Speed family today. #RIPGary

Stencil of Donald Trump in a deep flood, u can only see from his eyes up. He holds a placard reading "Global warming does not exist"

Watching Jeremy Stile, a talk-show for farm animals. A goat is having a DNA test because it cheated on its own sister with a wasp

“@MykiBamBam: Loose and lose, your and you're - come on people!!!” I struggle to comprehend how ppl don't know how to use these words!

@DeCubaMCR Friday night with @DannyBardsley1 #oooosssshhhh!!!

Just tried to play Angry Birds with a real bird but it wasn't angry enough and also it died on the first throw

Stencil of Paul Daniels sawing David Blaine in half. There's blood everywhere. Magic, yeah?

Great pub advert.

Stencil of Cameron completing a British citizenship test, yeah? He's written 'Ask Daddy' in crayon for every answer

Stencil of Justin Lee Collins being banged up the arse in prison. He's weeping as he adds another name to his 'Sex Journal'

THURSDAY = M6 TOLL TO THE WEEKEND got my foot down doin 110

Stencil of Julian Assange dressed in a slutty drag costume in the Ecuador embassy. Guy's gotta earn his keep, yeah?