Danny Major 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇨🇦

Southampton look ridiculous right now. Do not want them in the playoffs. They might even grab 2nd at this rate.

Race for second is back on 😂

@MarkJCarney Expect gas to go up on April 19th …

We’re saving you money at the pump. Starting next Monday, we’re suspending the federal Fuel Excise Tax on gasoline and diesel across Canada. You’ll save up to 10 cents per litre from April 20 until Labour Day.

@cspotweet So gas will go up 10 cents on April 19th 😂

BREAKING: PM Mark Carney announces feds will suspend the federal fuel excise tax on gas and diesel across Canada from April 20 until September 7. Carney says it will drop cost of a litre of regular gas by 10 cents and a litre of diesel by 4 cents.

@WWE @316REIGNS @Obaofwwe Think of Roman Reigns early on. Struggled with promos but now he’s the biggest name in wrestling. Just look at Oba the man has everything. Push him to the sky

“I have always been THE ONE” 👑 @Obaofwwe is READY for Brock Lesnar!

@EvansMFC Yeah started drinking around same time. My dad was drinking the old white lightning paint stripper shit. At half time he stood up and fell two rows down 🤣🤣 somehow the old git fell into an empty seat

What a horrible day

@DanhausenAD @316REIGNS

@Boro Remember you lads were giving it over a 0-0 draw 😂😂😂

Defeat at the Riverside.

@EliteClubS0B Didn’t need celebrity involvement what so ever. Do that with Danhausen and Kit.

What are your honest thoughts on the current state of this whole Cody Rhodes and Randy Orton feud? Are you enjoying it or nah? 🤔 #SmackDown

@DanhausenAD @316REIGNS Does anyone else read Danhausens tweets in his voice in their heads or is it just me 😂

Why is your hair wet

Anyone noticing the amount of scam calls today 😂

BREAKING: President Donald Trump said he will suspend planned military strikes on Iran for two weeks after talks with Pakistani leaders, contingent on Iran immediately reopening the Strait of Hormuz.

@DavidBhdhdh @MillwallFC 🤫

@MillwallFC Oh dear, that’s a poor poor result for you guys against a very poor team. Looks like you may be bottling it! 😂 Good result for us though - would much rather play you in the play-offs than Boro or Ipswich 👍

The Lions are defeated this afternoon.

@MadelnCanada For 250 of those days it’s -20

Top 5 Sunniest Cities in Canada ☀️🇨🇦 1. Calgary (333 days) 2. Edmonton (325 days) 3. Regina (322 days) 4. Saskatoon (319 days) 5. Winnipeg (316 days)

It won’t happen. But surely he’s out soon ? You’ve got a president tweeting this shit ??

We’ll beat west brom and it’ll all be back on again. Might all go down to the last game of the season. I hope it doesn’t because we’re very well know for bottling it

My son is upset that there wasn’t a @jackboxgames Easter egg this morning 😅

Of course there’s rumours that trump Is dead on Easter weekend 😂