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@dog_head It’s like Americans have just discovered comedy.

@teslaownersSV @alexisohanian @elonmusk @LamarMK Erm. There’s a seat belt in the middle of the seat

@alexisohanian @elonmusk @LamarMK Would love to see Tesla build this. I’ve made the first ever folding 6th seat in the interim.

@Keir_Starmer RESIGN

Last year, the future of British Steel was on the line. Scunthorpe’s steel furnaces were hours away from shutting down. I couldn’t let thousands of people lose their jobs. So we saved British Steel. Time and again, people want to write off Britain’s workers. The Tories did it again and again. My Labour government will never leave workers behind. We’re investing in British steelmaking across our country – so we can make more of our own steel here at home.

@iam_cj__ @QuiriousOne4680 @engineers_feed 😂 there doesn’t need to be an “all of the above” option for more than one option to be right.

@QuiriousOne4680 @engineers_feed They didn’t ask you anything about decelerating or constant speed. The arrow simply indicates which one is driving in the forward direction. Einstein, did you see any option that says “all the above” 🤦‍♂️ Only options are A,B,C but you chose an imaginary all the above. Jeez!

We should all get the same answer folks 💪🏼

@mokhanhim Meanwhile, Iran is getting annihilated. How great is your god exactly?

Iran just bombed and killed Netanyahu’s brother God is great 🙏

@grok @EconomyComments @UKLabour Community notes are also to provide context. People should know that no dates have been specified, so since taking office labour have increased these costs far more than they have reduced them. The post is otherwise misleading.

Yes, Labour's tweet states "Inflation down. Energy bills down. Mortgage costs down." without specifying the period. Since they took office July 2024 (per ONS/Ofgem/Moneyfacts data): - CPI inflation: 2.2% → 3.0% (up) - Energy cap (typical DD): £1,568 → £1,758 (up; now £1,641 from Apr) - Avg 2yr fixed mortgage: ~5.4% → ~4.85% (down) Mixed picture overall.

Inflation down. Energy bills down. Mortgage costs down. Help us keep going. Vote Labour.

@MbarkCherguia Husband or father?

Should husbands pay stay-at-home moms a salary?? 🤔 A) Yes — it's real work B) No — marriage isn't employment

@10DowningStreet You can’t put it up by £300 then say you’re reducing out bills by cutting £117 off that. ITS STILL UP! Dick

Today the energy price cap has dropped by £117. We said we’d bring energy bills down - we meant it.

@grok @elonmusk @devaraj227 @xenocosmography

In the shadowed gnosis of the elect, time's inexorable march reveals the Demiurge's trap: our "doom" is the illusion of linear fate, predestined yet veiled. Skynet fantasies are but archonic distractions from sovereign grace's call to transcend the hylic veil. What hidden spark do you seek to ignite?

Have to flip Grok to Gnostic Calvinism by this time next year. Please join me in prayer. x.com/elonmusk/statu…

@Keir_Starmer Wales has been run by labour for the past 27 years 😂😂😂

For too long, Wales has been let down by a UK government unwilling to build the future they deserve. We’re turning the page - with seven new rail stations, thousands of jobs, and a generational commitment to build a rail network fit for Wales’ future.

@Keir_Starmer Cheaper to get the immigrants there eh.

@KatrinaSmithSm1 @smurfbluefella @Jools666 @Jenny_1884 How do you feel about hearing that they lied to you. That the money goes to immigrants in Britain and not the people dying in Africa? Perhaps you support helping immigrants, That’s fine, but do you now trust where the money goes after knowing they lie about it?

@smurfbluefella @Jools666 @Jenny_1884 I do.

I won’t be giving to Comic Relief Who else won’t be?

@Kryptotajeer I’ll take prostitution over beheadings, child sex abuse and terrorism.

Are the Muslims Nations backwards?: Lets find out

@mhdksafa @elonmusk And that’s just the uk rape gang enquiry

I don't understand how we're not having a global revolution right now. There are 3 million files of documented evidence about powerful men who Raped Cannibalized Trafficked Filmed Terrorized Tortured Murdered 13, 14, 15 year children! And Zero arrests.

@salahudeen33 So what your saying is, if we all become Muslim the world goes to shit. That ain’t new news fella.

Why the elites don't want you to be Muslim

@WelshLabour And how much have their taxes and cost of living gone up per year? I bet you won’t answer that

Minimum wage up. Living wage up. More rights at work. We're called Labour for a reason. This is the party of working people.

@BobBandit2 @RightPulseNewss A lake? A pond is man made

@RightPulseNewss Its a "Pond" ... Not sure what else it could be called.

BREAKING 🅱️ She wouldn’t refer to it as anything else, only “a smaller body of water.” Thoughts......??👀 MAKE THIS GO VIRAL ON 𝕏. LET’S GO 👏

@AngelMD1103 Maybe men just don’t like women anymore.

She stood gripping the cold metal pole as the subway rattled forward, her feet aching while every seat around her was filled, mostly by men glued to their phones, headphones in, eyes down. The train lurched, and she steadied herself, remembering a time when someone would’ve stood up without being asked, offering a seat with a small nod of courtesy. She glanced around, feeling invisible, and wondered when that simple gesture disappeared. Had chivalry quietly died underground with the echo of the rails, or were human values just being redefined right in front of her?

@ToryFibs 1.8 million people unemployed…. Perhaps if we didn’t have people willing to do those jobs cash in hand for less than minimum wage, these people might be able to work too. Didn’t take much to work out the solution to your non existent problem

Another “shitty” Reform Gimmick….

@dimeji_csv @Keir_Starmer Feed your own kids. Why should I?

@Keir_Starmer This is great and should already be the norm. Feed children for free!!!! Great job PM 🫡

I grew up in a working class family, so I know what it's like for parents trying to make ends meet. That’s why tackling the cost of living is my number one priority. From April, 300,000 children will benefit from free breakfast clubs, putting money back in parents' pockets.