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Christian✝️🇳🇬| Original | Petroleum Engineer | Sapiosexual | FOOTBALL | KDOT nd The Weeknd

somewhere in Nigeria Katılım Eylül 2021
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DoNotSimpSon@DannyTheGuyyy·
Deep down, I really wish Nigeria could be better🙏❤️. We are no longer Twice as Tall as we used to be. Insecurity boko haram economy global status
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dj paris@prankhottie·
Same police man that asked me why my yansh was shaking even as I wore trousers, and he even had to touch my yansh also. There was a bit of hold-up a few years ago in 2023. I had to hop on a bike when him and his squad stopped the bike. He asked me to come down. He, in particular, hit me with a gun and dragged the bike man down, and asked me to enter their shuttle bus. As I was approaching the shuttle bus, he hit me again with his gun and said why was my yansh shaking. I couldn’t say anything. He hit me again with the same gun and said I should thank God it’s daytime, if not he would have wasted me. He said I must pay 50k. I asked for which crime. He said he will take me to the police station and they will deal with me if I don’t pay. I said okay, I prefer to go to the station. One boy in the bus said if I have money I should pay, if not they might rape me on the way. He asked another guy in mufti to follow me to a POS and withdraw, so I withdrew 50k and gave them. I will attach how I was dressed that day. It wasn’t even indecent. I cried and cried and told him Earth will deal with him. Most of these police are brutal. He was so bold in telling me I should thank God it was in a day time if not… #endpolicebrutality
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DoNotSimpSon
DoNotSimpSon@DannyTheGuyyy·
@GayleZoie @pericoco_ Lmao Some people need to check themselves 95% of your post and comments are about men Jeez This is the worst I've seen Like jeez you need help You'll realise later Best wishes tho
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Abigail
Abigail@GayleZoie·
@pericoco_ If she agrees to meet you in lets say a restaurant, you will say she's hungry.
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perico@pericoco_·
I collect one babe contact for gym 2weeks ago , talked and chatted with her when I got home, I update her and asked if I could take her out , she said no that we should just conyinue to see at the gym only , Since then I no even look her side again for gym,and I notice say she dey try talk , today she talk sha 😂
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Shola 👑
Shola 👑@itsSh0la·
If you’re proud of your father, retweet and like this tweet.❤️
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DoNotSimpSon@DannyTheGuyyy·
Moh🥷🏿@Mohamazinggg

On the early hours of Saturday 26 of April 2026 by 2am, my best friend A young graduate who just finished school last year and currently serving his country and was meant to pass out just next month was KILLED BY THE NIGERIAN ARMY. @HQNigerianArmy @PoliceNG_CRU @sowore @PeterObi @officialnyscng @vdmempire @BenHundeyin While at home with his siblings (his parents were away), 3 armed military men forced their way into their house around 2am claiming they were chasing a thief. They encountered him and he locked his door like anyone would do to protect themselves and his siblings because he was the eldest and he has a duty to protect his siblings. they shot through the door multiple times, A bullet hit his head and another hit his stomach. They killed him in his own home. It didn’t end there. They prevented his sister from going to him. They tried to stop her from calling for help and when help finally came, his body was taken away. The soldiers called the local vigilante to come and clean the scene. The scene was cleaned and the house was locked down. No clear answers were given. This happened in Dakwa Abuja, it’s not longer rumors that we aren’t safe, not even in our homes. This was someone’s son. Someone’s brother. Someone’s friend. He was kind. He was good. He had a future. This cannot be swept under the rug. We are demanding accountability. We are demanding answers. We are demanding justice. Please repost. Please speak up. Don’t let this be ignored. Please help me tag the necessary authorities under this post @HQNigerianArmy @PoliceNG @vdmempire #JusticeForAbdulsamad #WhoKilledAbdulsamad #StopKillingNigerians

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Moh🥷🏿@Mohamazinggg·
On the early hours of Saturday 26 of April 2026 by 2am, my best friend A young graduate who just finished school last year and currently serving his country and was meant to pass out just next month was KILLED BY THE NIGERIAN ARMY. @HQNigerianArmy @PoliceNG_CRU @sowore @PeterObi @officialnyscng @vdmempire @BenHundeyin While at home with his siblings (his parents were away), 3 armed military men forced their way into their house around 2am claiming they were chasing a thief. They encountered him and he locked his door like anyone would do to protect themselves and his siblings because he was the eldest and he has a duty to protect his siblings. they shot through the door multiple times, A bullet hit his head and another hit his stomach. They killed him in his own home. It didn’t end there. They prevented his sister from going to him. They tried to stop her from calling for help and when help finally came, his body was taken away. The soldiers called the local vigilante to come and clean the scene. The scene was cleaned and the house was locked down. No clear answers were given. This happened in Dakwa Abuja, it’s not longer rumors that we aren’t safe, not even in our homes. This was someone’s son. Someone’s brother. Someone’s friend. He was kind. He was good. He had a future. This cannot be swept under the rug. We are demanding accountability. We are demanding answers. We are demanding justice. Please repost. Please speak up. Don’t let this be ignored. Please help me tag the necessary authorities under this post @HQNigerianArmy @PoliceNG @vdmempire #JusticeForAbdulsamad #WhoKilledAbdulsamad #StopKillingNigerians
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Mr. Bash 🥷
Mr. Bash 🥷@bashorunedward·
Bro. to bro. if Outlier is not working for you or you didn't see anyone to help you open an Outlier account abroad then try loubby today! You don't need a proxy or Rdp for loubby, You can simply work from Nigeria with 9ja IP and pay is good. All you need is; Your Computer ,a CV, Good internet connection and A profile picture. The platform paid over 550 Million naira to Nigerians alone last year. Anyone interested in full guide for louby? Kindly l!ke and r3tweet if interested. I will be dropping full guide soon. Pivot into web 2 remote job today.
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Chinenye Glory
Chinenye Glory@Glory9Glory·
My husband still regrets coming back to Nigeria 2019 to visit his family, He was kidnapped that same year, was later released after paying huge amount of ransom which affected his traveling back , When we think, things are getting better again for him to go back, His elder brother was kidnapped,ransom was demanded , Hubby sold all his resources and assets just for his released because his four kids was still very young and the wife, But even after the ransom was paid, he was still killed, no body to retrieve, At the same time, hubby lost everything to them,and was also in so much debit which has been cleared by God's grace Instead of staying without anything, he decided to borrowed little money and get second hand Keke which he is managing now but has been in a bad shape since last week So to the f@@l that was calling me an Igbo beggar just because I committed on a giveaway, may Nigeria happen to u too This was my husband before Nigeria happened to him and now 🙏🙏🙏
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Victor Akobe
Victor Akobe@Victur_kobeofPH·
Which part of Portharcourt would you consider the cleanest?
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Gossip Mill Nigeria
Gossip Mill Nigeria@GossipMillNaija·
Just in: “Nigerians come and help me, A big company paid N725Million for a Large piece of land which my Mother owned 75% of the land now the community leaders want to give my mum a Mere N11Million as her own share” - Nigerian lady cries out for Justice !!! 🚴🏿‍♀️🚴🏿‍♀️🚴🏿‍♀️💨
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Mimi Jaja
Mimi Jaja@SisiEko_ofPh·
There is no where in Portharcourt that has 18 hrs light anymore.. if u like allow agents to deceive u.. Even the almighty woji, Odilli road and Transamadi cannot brag about steady light anymore 🤦‍♀️ Guess what??? Fuel is now 1500 per liter in filling stations.. Black market 1800
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Peter Obi
Peter Obi@PeterObi·
Troubling Developments in Our Polity that Must Be Nipped in the Bud. I have just been made aware early this morning that Revered religious leader, Sheikh Ahmad Tijjani Umar has been arrested by authorities shortly after hosting me in Kaduna on Sunday. This development underscores the deeply troubling state of our nation and our democracy, where freedom of speech and movement is increasingly threatened, and where citizens and perceived political opponents face harassment and unnecessary persecution. This cannot be allowed to continue. This country must defend freedom and free speech, which are the hallmarks of every democratic society. Suppression and intimidation of dissent can never stand in a democratic society, and this Nigerian government must understand this fact. I respectfully call on all those bent on undermining our already fragile democracy to please stop and apply the rule of law and tenets of democracy in dealing with citizens. -PO
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GeeWiz 😎❤️⚡️
GeeWiz 😎❤️⚡️@Boy_Steelo·
African artists and their weakness: Davido — Grammy Burna Boy — Children Rema — Another banger Don Jazzy — Father Peruzzi — Davido Seyi Vibez — English Tiwa Savage — Husband Yemi Alade — Global recognition Sakordie — Ghana Runtown — Label Kizz Daniel — Same flow……..view more
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Ozor Ndi Ozor
Ozor Ndi Ozor@OzorNdiOzor·
Major Shamsudeen Sani, who has been serving with the army in the Northeast for several months, has been detained and denied the right to see his two wives and his children. The only “crime” he committed was withdrawing his soldiers from the battlefield at a time when he had urgently requested reinforcement troops and emergency equipment but received none while they were locked in combat with ISWAP fighters and he ordered his men to pull back after realizing the enemy was about to overpower them. What is your opinion about him
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Arojinle
Arojinle@arojinle1·
I see some people saying a honey badger will challenge a komodo dragon. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Honey badger is not bigger than what the komodo will swallow at once.
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𝔸b𝕒𝕫𝕫
𝔸b𝕒𝕫𝕫@abazwhyllzz·
What movie first comes to your mind when you hear ‘Previously on’?🤔
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Cyborg Warlord
Cyborg Warlord@Admiral_Cyborg·
While we were distracted, this happened: On February 25th 2026, Hon. Alex Mascot, a key member of the Aids and Loans Committee confronted Wale Edun, over the disappearance of capital project funds, despite trillions of naira in loans and record-breaking revenues. It began as a routine budget defence but escalated into a high stakes interrogation when Hon. Mascot revealed a disturbing pattern: - N1.15 trillion had been raised and specifically approved by the National Assembly to fund 30% of the 2025 capital budget. - Multiple loans had been secured, including: $1.2 billion for digital infrastructure, $500 million for economic stimulus, $500 million for MSMEs, $500 million from the AFDB for economic governance and energy transition, and a recent executive request for $21 million, 15 billion Yen, and 4 billion Euros. He queried why despite this avalanche of borrowed money and strong revenue performance by agencies like FIRS, Customs, and others, capital projects across Nigeria remain at zero disbursement. "With all these funds put together, I want you to enlighten us on why the 2024 budget is yet to be fully implemented, and why the 2025 budget has only been funded 34%, most of which is recurrent expenditure?" He asked the minister to enlighten Nigerians on why the capital projects still remain at zero. Minister Wale Edun shifted responsibility to the Minister of State for Finance, Doris Uzoka-Anite, claiming she handled disbursements. The infuriated committee members then asked; "If the substantive Minister of Finance cannot account for ₦1.15 trillion approved for capital projects, who can?" Some lawmakers called for the ministers to resign, but the committee had no choice but to adjourn the hearing to Thursday, February 26th, summoning the Minister of State to provide the clarity the nation deserves. After the committee meeting, Hon. Mascot spoke to the press and said, “When capital projects funding are at zero, development stops. When development stops, Nigerians suffer”. On Thursday, hearing resumed, then the Minister of State for Finance, Doris Uzoka-Anite, was summoned to account for the missing ₦1.15 trillion. It was confirmed that ₦1.15 trillion was indeed approved for capital projects. However, disbursement protocols require multiple sign-offs, and that certain "pre-disbursement conditions" had not been met by some ministries. She argued that while the funds exist, they cannot be released until Project documentation is complete The committee members, armed with the Health Minister's earlier testimony that he received only ₦38 million of his ₦286 billion allocation, then asked, "if protocols were the issue, why were some ministries given the runaround while others weren't?" Mascot rose again and asked: “Mr. Chairman, can the minister tell this committee which specific ministry met all conditions and still did not receive funding? If none existed, why was ₦1.15 trillion approved when the government knew conditions weren't met?" The minister could not provide a single example. Mascot then said: "· If capital funds were approved, where are they? · If they were misappropriated, who is responsible? · If this is a crime, who will be held accountable?" Mascot stated that if funds were approved but never reached their destination, that is not poor administration. That is a crime. On February 27th 2026, Hon. Mascot was invited to Aso Rock by President Tinubu for a close door meeting. After the meeting with the president, Hon. Ikwechegh announced his resignation from his party APGA, announcing his intention to join the APC. This is a classic move by Tinubu who always buys off his critics and sadly, Hon. Alex Mascot Ikwechegh has become his latest victim. Hon. Alex Mascot Ikwechegh will soon begin to sing “on your mandate” and he will never never again demand for accountability. It will be; see no evil, speak no evil. All these happened while we were shouting Mirabel, Simi, VDM and Mitchy. Good PM.
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