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Daniel Kalwhite

@Dannyboy3030

Stand Up Comic. Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town.

New Haven, CT Katılım Mart 2010
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Daniel Kalwhite@Dannyboy3030·
referring to yer piss fetish as “yellow tiger fights.”
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“What I’m doing is buying a Cadillac what I’m thinking bout is some pussy.”
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Shawny Paper Towels
Shawny Paper Towels@HighbrowShawn·
It’s impressive how El*n completely destroyed the reputability of the blue check. Now whenever I see a good tweet from someone with a blue check, I immediately think it’s stolen.
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Alchemist Type Beat
Alchemist Type Beat@Alchemist·
I always called him a living PROPHET because thats what he was to us. Me and Roc always said when KA rapped it was like he was delivering his words from the top of a mountain off a stone tablet. The truest man and artist i have ever been lucky enough to cross paths with. There is so much i want to say. It was an honor to call you a friend and comrade . Thanks Roc for connecting us. KA, you made all of us better. My condolences to the family. Rest easy Kaseem Ryan aka BROWNSVILLE KA . Till we meet again 🕊️
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FightinCowboy@Fightincowboy·
Thinking of doing a Soulsathon run where I play through each of the main FS souls games but it'd want to do each with a different build archetype. Str/Dex/Faith/Int are easy enough for Des-DS3 but guessing BB would have to be Bloodtinge and ER Arcane to make it work. Thoughts?
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Daniel Kalwhite@Dannyboy3030·
Happy 5th of July to Elon Musk’s family’s emerald mine.
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DepressedBergman
DepressedBergman@DannyDrinksWine·
What's your favourite HBO show that is not Game of thrones, The Wire or The Sopranos?
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Shawny Paper Towels
Shawny Paper Towels@HighbrowShawn·
Kendrick needs to end this show by bringing out Drake so they can shake hands like men and end this beef once and for all. Maybe hand him a beer. And then once Drake goes to take a sip of that beer… …STONE COLD STUNNER. BAH GAWD. THAT SONUVABITCH.
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Daniel Kalwhite@Dannyboy3030·
Well maybe if you didn’t eat so many apples and turtles yer stomach wouldn’t hurt so bad, Yoshi?!
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synthdaddy™
synthdaddy™@robtswthrayguns·
who are they? wrong answers only.
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Vought International
Vought International@VoughtIntl·
Today, Vought is proud to announce the Homelander High-Tops! Based on our greatest hero’s boots, these shoes will make you feel like you can fly. Available at a Super deal of $777, with all proceeds going to his legal defense fund. Get yours before his sham of a trial on June 13!
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Phil Simm’s son combs his hair like a creep.
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Ma’am, may I be so bold as to say your breasts are amazeballs?
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