Daniel Kalwhite

Fuck this app. Adios

referring to yer piss fetish as “yellow tiger fights.”

“What I’m doing is buying a Cadillac what I’m thinking bout is some pussy.”

It’s impressive how El*n completely destroyed the reputability of the blue check. Now whenever I see a good tweet from someone with a blue check, I immediately think it’s stolen.

The Beatles were wrong

I always called him a living PROPHET because thats what he was to us. Me and Roc always said when KA rapped it was like he was delivering his words from the top of a mountain off a stone tablet. The truest man and artist i have ever been lucky enough to cross paths with. There is so much i want to say. It was an honor to call you a friend and comrade . Thanks Roc for connecting us. KA, you made all of us better. My condolences to the family. Rest easy Kaseem Ryan aka BROWNSVILLE KA . Till we meet again 🕊️

@Fightincowboy That sounds fun as hell.

Thinking of doing a Soulsathon run where I play through each of the main FS souls games but it'd want to do each with a different build archetype. Str/Dex/Faith/Int are easy enough for Des-DS3 but guessing BB would have to be Bloodtinge and ER Arcane to make it work. Thoughts?

Happy 5th of July to Elon Musk’s family’s emerald mine.

@DannyDrinksWine Flight of the Conchords

What's your favourite HBO show that is not Game of thrones, The Wire or The Sopranos?

Kendrick needs to end this show by bringing out Drake so they can shake hands like men and end this beef once and for all. Maybe hand him a beer. And then once Drake goes to take a sip of that beer… …STONE COLD STUNNER. BAH GAWD. THAT SONUVABITCH.

I wrote about Palestine, Israel, and the human cost of our rhetorical stances. I hope you’ll read it. open.substack.com/pub/sameoldsha…

Hey @elonmusk. What gives?

Well maybe if you didn’t eat so many apples and turtles yer stomach wouldn’t hurt so bad, Yoshi?!

@robtswthrayguns devon sawa

who are they? wrong answers only.

Today, Vought is proud to announce the Homelander High-Tops! Based on our greatest hero’s boots, these shoes will make you feel like you can fly. Available at a Super deal of $777, with all proceeds going to his legal defense fund. Get yours before his sham of a trial on June 13!

@kinky_horror So hot. 🥵

#Nightbreed 👌

Twitter suck now, pass it on. #bitchassMusk

Phil Simm’s son combs his hair like a creep.

Ma’am, may I be so bold as to say your breasts are amazeballs?