Poe (a parody)

@USMoneyReserve the real thing when bitcoin crashes when the whales sell gold wont move lol

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@ayy_its_Laura @NBACobwebs @reesetheone1 he named a son after his late brother Clarence and worked in office sales. Never a millionaire but a normal life of just a job and close family.

@NBACobwebs @reesetheone1 I need to know the rest of this man’s life story

April 14, 1993: Chicago Bulls fan Don Calhoun attends his first Bulls game in three years and throws in a 75-foot shot that wins him $1,000,000. Calhoun was selected to shoot because a Bulls employee felt his “suede hiking boots wouldn’t scuff the court."

@vril_games @olesoul57_2 no but will get a couple free smothies .... the employees hopefully will learn from the experience

@olesoul57_2 Wow they're going to get millions of dollars now probably. I'm jealous.

Couple at Smoothie King refused service because of the husband’s shirt

@ThePoniExpress imagine if they had to play Russia

Sid said he was pretty close to playing. Also said Canada deserved better vs USA. This is a really good interview.

@BNONews he cant protect Bill Clinton forever

WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ

@BigZoLive @nicksortor he had to move out of the way to not get run over that is why he shot her ... if he didn't move she would have run him over watch it slowed down... she was told to get out of the suv

@nicksortor Not self defense. Top circle, smoke from discharge of fire arm Bottom circle, legs of agent who is CLEARLY not in harms way. He was to the left front fender of the vehicle. Agent shot the driver point blank from that angle. Agent needs to be charged.

🚨 BREAKING: New angle from the ICE involved shooting in Minneapolis shows the woman CLEARLY hitting the agent with her car before he fires at her A vehicle is a deadly weapon. And she used that deadly weapon against an agent. Self-defense.

@nicksortor clearly moved officer in front out of the way with her suv had he not moved he would have been run over... that is why he shot her

@choeshow dude is right to retire

Walz is a total maniac.

@wspd2pio lol i did that once when I was young my Maserati didnt go 185 but did do 165 lol

@RWMaloneMD @ewarren trans kids need all the vaccines

Thanks to the AAP and other radical physician groups, 51% of pediatricians won't see children who aren't fully vaccinated. Denying 51% of children access to true medical care is malpractice. Making hospitals and physicians to stop abusing children with unsafe medical surgeries and drugs known to cause castration, quality of life issues, chronic health conditions and are often life threatening is not the same as denying children to medical care.

Donald Trump and RFK Jr. are threatening to shut down hospitals if health care providers won't deny medical treatment for trans youth—no matter where you live. It's wrong to deny families the freedom to see a doctor and cut off care for their children. We must push back.

@greenhousemd @SenBillCassidy only allow hormones after the person turns 18

Sex change surgeries for children are virtually non-existent, @SenBillCassidy. How about focusing your advocacy on a real issue impacting millions of children, like the dismantling of our public health system by the folks that you put in charge? Thank you.

@gpatterson828 sure

@theamelia__ hell no 15% max

@99Gamers99 @newstart_2024 I bet the men either cheat or prostitution is legal in India

Its a white people problem. Asians are reproducing and holding family values more than ever. Here in India divorce rate is less than 1%. This will lead to erasure of white people as a race. Natural selection. When your body is producing eggs every month, it expects a child, no ideology can fill that void. Its demoralized communities that simply fuck around with no purpose.

Bret Weinstein just said something that won’t leave my head: For the first time in 300,000 years of human evolution, we removed the cost from the single biggest reward nature ever invented — sex and pair-bonding. Reliable birth control + abortion = you can now cash the evolutionary lottery ticket without paying the 20-year mortgage of pregnancy, diapers, sleepless nights, and college funds. Result? An entire generation of 18–35-year-olds walking around with the energy, libido, hormones, and protective instincts that evolution spent millions of years calibrating for child-rearing… but with zero actual children. That energy didn’t disappear. It got redirected. Heather Heying’s observation is brutal: young women especially began treating ideologies the exact way evolution wired them to treat babies. Climate change, social justice, whatever the cause of the month is — it gets defended with literal mama-bear ferocity, the same neurochemistry that once guarded a toddler from predators now guards an abstract idea from wrong think. And now Elon is promising the second shoe is about to drop: AI-driven abundance will make money as “free” as sex became in the 1970s. Both of evolution’s primary carrots — mating and resource acquisition suddenly cost almost nothing. Weinstein’s ice-cold question: When producing and protecting actual children is no longer the central organizing principle of adult life… and when creating wealth is no longer required for status, security, or attracting a mate…What is left to give a human life direction, meaning, and structure? Are we about to become a species that invents bigger and bigger dragons to slay just to feel alive? Or do we drift into total listlessness? This 3:52 clip is genuinely haunting. Watch it all the way through, then tell me — honestly — does this explain the absolute intensity we’re seeing in culture right now, or is Bret completely missing something? Real answers only. Quote-post if it hits you in the chest like it hit me.

@Culture3ase facelift not bad he will grow into it

Jim Carrey and Taylor Momsen reunite for the first time since filming The Grinch, 25 years ago.

@MichaelS725 I would have shot him and enjoyed it but I would have shot the white guy in CA that stabbed the 18 yr old black woman and hurt her sister as well. Sad this shit never happens around me.

The mayor of charlotte NC doesn’t want the media reporting on the 14 time loser who stab in the neck,killing a young refugee woman from Ukraine unprovoked while riding public transportation in her city. Hmm wonder why?

@tearntan @TVMovieAddict clearly he has zero idea how to interact with a child. Part of being an adult is exactly this. You have been on Tik Tok so long you also have lost this skill lol.

@TVMovieAddict i clicked on this for nothing. nothing rude here.

There is nothing funny about this. Kids do not understand these types of “jokes” where the person is being rude to them. It’s called being mean 🤬 #ryanreynolds

@Sir_Damilare @astronomerio that easy helps make Astronomer a name brand before they go IPO is my guess sadly for that CEO he will no longer have stock

@astronomerio Why was this considered a great PR response? Just curious. Anyone?

Thank you for your interest in Astronomer.

@Dimplez843_ @WNBAStormChaser how is she selfish if she leads in assists? duh

@WNBAStormChaser Ball hog, too focus on single statistics , like she trying to prove something to someone. Like plz… P5 got 35 without playing selfish basketball

Caitlin Clark’s body language on this possession. 😬

@Jy4936 @pete_rizzo_ BRICS over Bitcoin.... unless Bitcoin is backed in gold like BRICS is

JUST IN: JEROME POWELL JUST SAID "THE END OF THE BRETON-WOODS ERA FUNDAMENTALLY CHANGED MONETARY POLICY" FEDERAL RESERVE SAYING THE QUIET PART OUT LOUD. #BITCOIN IS COMING 🚀