Darcie Kraus

@aggieloveseggs That’s also how I look at tiramisu.

@aggieloveseggs I kind of wish they would just do a referendum so then they can see that the majority of Albertans don’t want this and shut up about it already. Or if I’m wrong and the majority want it then maybe I become your neighbour in Brno. Lol.

@aggieloveseggs @swiftlykatie I turned 45 this year and I wouldn’t go back for anything! It only gets better.

I think it’s hysterical how the men on the internet INSIST that women “hit a wall” at 30, but in the real world, where everyone is wonderfully different and unique, they have no idea what women in their 30’s even look like.

@aggieloveseggs I saw a TT where they thought “Florida” was actually Matt Healy so it’s about him. I don’t know though 🤷‍♀️

@aggieloveseggs @bertram_the_mom Is this different than just having the location thing turned on for our iPhones? We do that but I only ever check it to see how close he is to getting home or if there’s time to ask him to pick up food on his way. Lol.

Spoke to a new younger mom friend recently and her and the husband have the gps tracker on for each other’s phones so they always know where the other is. I have zero poker face & I must have looked like 😳. She said all her friends are the same. Am I old & this is normal now?

@aggieloveseggs Wet dirt. Growing up on a farm in Southern AB in the 80’s when it never rained, this was few and far between.

@Devin_Heroux Okotoks, AB!

CURLING 🥌! Good evening and good morning from Glasgow. It’s 12:09am here and I’m ready for my home province vs the champs. Saskatchewan vs Canada in the heartland of curling right now. ROLLLLLL CALLLLL — where are you watching?

@KristinRaworth I have to work, for free I might add. Lol.

Happy bonus day everyone. Do whatever your little hearts have wanted for the last four years.

@KristinRaworth I rewound it and watched this one like three times in a row. Usher was meh at best.

Anyway THIS is how you do a #halftimeshow

@aggieloveseggs @AlliAlliG Childfree by choice here, not smug about it and certainly don’t hate kids but never understand why a coworker who I’m in no way close to wants me to hold their baby to be honest. It feels awkward. Love holding babies of family and friends though.

People replying to this tweet saying they are happy to hold baby ANIMALS but not actual babies are just so so so weird. Babies or kids don’t have to be your thing but they aren’t alien. They are small, brand new people. And they smell delicious, it’s SCIENCE!!

@aggieloveseggs I switched back to Classic. I know I won’t get a choice eventually but couldn’t deal with it right now. Lol.

@TheJenRollins Commented on your other post too. We don’t actually know each other but I’ve been following you for a long time 😁. I’m an EA who supports my Exec remotely. I live in Okotoks and she’s in Vancouver. DM me if you have any questions.

Also, do I know any virtual executive assistants on here?

@TheJenRollins I am an Executive Assistant who works remotely so guess I could maybe be considered virtual. I’d be happy to answer any questions you might have on how you can leverage an EA if you ever want to DM me.

Does anyone have a virtual executive assistant? I’m considering it, but I’m not sure how that works or what they normally do. All the questions!

@aggieloveseggs I’m the opposite. Beer is ok for me but can’t do wine at all anymore. Both red and white give me a headache and red wine also gives me killer heartburn.

@aggieloveseggs @rascalgas My stepson got married there in July and it’s no secret from anyone. Lol. You could barely move on Banff Ave it is was so busy.

Calling Banff a “best kept secret” is like calling Paris a “hidden gem”

@aggieloveseggs My maternal Grandpa’s parents were both born there. Maybe I should check this out! Is the language hard to learn?

@lundy_emily Only if they are scrambled though. Never on a poached or fried egg.

Y’all eating ketchup with your eggs? I gotta know

@as_per_danielle I am debating blocking her. I don’t even follow her yet this is all I see in my feed.

How is this still going

@classik_e @aggieloveseggs We built our house like 8 years ago and they it was referred to as a double vanity at that time. I haven’t heard anyone call them his and her sinks for a long time.

@aggieloveseggs This seems to be the conclusion tbh

OK serious question. Do they still call double vanities his and hers sinks or are they now they and them?

@aggieloveseggs @kateep7x The face I made when I read her tweet…