Cuke Nukem 🥒

Here's is my tiny tiny contribution to #phish history from 1991! Thanks @cleantones for digging up the #tuftsdaily article that I wrote after the interview. #somervilletheater #TreyAnastasio

@BmoreDavy @TrumpMobile You paid money for what was obviously another Trump scam, so it seems that you got entirely what you deserved. So- did you learn anything?

@TrumpMobile I deserve more than you taking my deposit over 9 months ago and not delivering the phone or any explanation why.

@BenBankas More proof that conservatives are just actively unfunny.

@BenBankas It's not too late to delete this embarrassing post.

Triggered girl at comedy show…

@RossKneeDeep DEFECTIVE HUMAN: DO NOT ENGAGE

What does Make America Great Again" mean to you?

@USAObserver @MikeBales @scottwhite1065 Was anyone talking to you?

@MikeBales @scottwhite1065 Liberals stand for open borders for criminals, murdering babies, men destroying women in their sports, high taxes, transgender’s in elementary school. They stand for everything evil. Does that help?!

Honest question:

@OllyParramore @piersmorgan @realDonaldTrump It wasn't the worst idea, really.

@piersmorgan @realDonaldTrump Shut up Morgan you pussy! Why don’t you go back to telling the world that unvaccinated people should be “thrown in caves”😡

This is embarrassing, Delete it, President ⁦@realDonaldTrump⁩ - unless you want everyone to think you’ve lost your marbles.

@CindyCindyleep @piersmorgan @realDonaldTrump No amount if displaying your subservience to your cult leader is going to make him less demented and deranged.

@piersmorgan @realDonaldTrump

@wirelessany1 @piersmorgan @realDonaldTrump Except that nothing was accomplished and Iran got Trump to cease the attacks for basically nothing. What a farce.

@piersmorgan @realDonaldTrump Stop clutching your pearls like a girl! He is the only one with the guts enough to obliterate the enemy. He is not your pansy ass king.

@joseforsandiego @piersmorgan @realDonaldTrump The actual embarrassment was Trump's Easter message of "open the fucking straight, you crazy bastards, or you'll be in hell". Clearly not demented at all!

@piersmorgan @realDonaldTrump Your country is an embarrassment - where was englands Easter message

@Matt_Pinner Cricket

This is hard

@DeeD42180347 @VitoComedy @elonmusk

@VitoComedy @elonmusk Burning a flag is not free speech , that was treason for centuries . You saying you hate a president , country etc is completely fine . That's why it's called free speech , burning something is not speech is it ? Not hard to understand , one is saying one is doing

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@wdunlap @elonmusk Leon was so jelly of Trump because he had his own social media product, he spent 44BB on a computer to destroy its market cap by over half. What a genius!

@elonmusk THANK YOU, Elon!!

@TheRealFerengi @realmaddox @elonmusk I swear to God, these people could witness it happen and still not believe it happened.

@realmaddox @elonmusk Even if this happened (unlikely), that wouldn’t make those of us who support free speech the bad guys… since we don’t want this to happen.

@SpankyBanks2 @realmaddox @elonmusk LOL as always, any news that doesn't fit your narrative is immediately declared fake. Well son, get ready to suck the giant dong of truth.

@realmaddox @elonmusk I don’t believe this for one second what was the charge for ? and what state did this so-called arrest happen ?

@AmericanMama @CNN Prove it. Otherwise these words mean nothing.

@CNN Because blue states have the most fraud. Blue states just like the Biden administration gave taxpayer money to illegals.

The Trump administration is releasing more than $5 billion in long-delayed disaster aid to states – but not to several Democratic-led states where President Donald Trump has clashed with governors, according to four sources familiar with the plan. cnn.it/46y2nlU

@dmp267 @DemocraticWins Meanwhile, the deficit has doubled!

@DemocraticWins The Trump Administration cut $1 trillion for Medicaid and SNAP to give tax cuts to billionaires. They also forced $500 billion of Medicare cuts via sequestration. They are gaslighting America about fraud to deflect from the fraud they are committing. It’s disgraceful!

BREAKING: In a stunning moment, JD Vance just admitted that he and Donald Trump are “taking the social safety net.” Every American needs to know how the Trump Administration is destroying Social Security, Medicare and more.

@sky_roney @Matt_Pinner Trump is bleeding independent support RN and they make up all of the people who say they were burned by Trump and regret their choice.

@Matt_Pinner If you voted for Trump then this is an obvious yes.

Be Honest Will you support him?

@Matt_Pinner I would support him by helping him leave the White House.

@Jason_Burn1 @DemocraticWins Clever to not include 2025 in your little chart. 🥴

@DemocraticWins The NUMBER of farms has steadily decreased for 91 years, moreso under a Democrat president. The farm INDUSTRY is shifting to larger corporate farms (it’s not being “destroyed”).

BREAKING: In a stunning moment, Fox News is openly admitting that Donald Trump’s policies are destroying the American farm industry. Wow.

@curiosityonx Can we get another pale blue dot? We broke ours. 😢

On Valentine’s Day 36 years ago, Carl Sagan requested NASA to turn Voyager 1's camera back toward home for one last look. From 3.7 billion miles away, Voyager captured this image. Here is how Carl Sagan described it: “Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it, everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor, and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every 'superstar,' every 'supreme leader,' every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there — on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam. The Earth is the only world known so far to harbor life. There is nowhere else, at least in the near future, to which our species could migrate. Visit, yes. Settle, not yet. Like it or not, for the moment the Earth is where we make our stand. It has been said that astronomy is a humbling and character-building experience. There is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another, and to preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known.”