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Aesthetic Moon❤️🌕

POV you’re a junior banker at JP Morgan and your MD wants to have a performance chat

@sadbisx Wow

yesterday i asked this random person to call me at 4.00 bec i would be available to take a call if they wanted to speak and they did. the audacity.

they left me alone with the new joinee, can feel the onset of overstimulation

@yigetnosleep Salary aa gayi?

I've decided to be kanjus from now onwards

I let you look… not touch. 🌕 I stay close… but never yours. Why do you still reach for me?

This hair colour

friends to lovers but nothing changes when they become lovers they just kiss sometimes

“Cuando me case con mi basada ninfómana tradwife tradcath tradwhore no diré nada, pero habrá señales...”

@glowingbeauty_ @Miss_Frodo you ❤️

@69fubar 6ft guys need not bother with the lover boi shit

@yigetnosleep Na need Hoegarden

Look what I got for u, ps ps ps psss

@yigetnosleep @dietwalacoke His mom is ass

@dietwalacoke Agreed

puran poli is lowkey ass

DO NOT START BANTER WITH YOUR OFFICE PEONS. Those MFs are a different breed 😭😭 A friend visiting my office today jokingly remarked that the reason he is unmarried is because "mujhe koi intelligent si larki chahie" and this mf goes "kyun bhai aap ne tuition leni hai? 😭😭😭

Everyone knows that 15 minutes before standup is the most productive time. This is when developers do highly-focused last-minute work just to give some updates. So, in order to increase productivity, we now have 4 standups a day.

Flirt back you bastard, wtf is lol?

妈的，在soul上约了一个模特小姐姐出来见面，见面了才发现她说的modeling不是做模特，是在大厂调模型的超参数。