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@its_Miguel04 Then what?

The most dang£rous r!sk any man can take is to bestie my serious girlfriend.

@alexanderlinda_ I’m a sucker.🙃

Are you a caller or a texter? Me: I’m a biter 🫦

@MyHeartcode @boysabi Women generally don’t care what a man thinks or feel as long as they get cared for, they don’t care. However men only have one option, to stay strong and sort things out themselves.

Why do men pretend not to care, then suffer in private?

@NoContextBrits Great. How about this?

Stay safe, ladies.

@ayam_Chizzy “God is with us wella”

If Emmanuel means “God is with us” What does Emmanuella mean then?

@2trizz Female friends who let’s you kiss even>>>>>

female friends that let you play with their breasts>>>

My friend said he married his wife when his mom got sick. He posted on his status about his sick mother. Everybody posted “get well soon.” That time he was dating 3 women. Only the girlfriend staying outside Lagos showed up at the hospital without announcing. Before sunset he broke up with the other 2 and married the lady. Men notice effort.

A man said the reason he married his wife was because of one small moment nobody noticed. They were dating then and he lost his job. One day he visited her hungry but pretended he already ate.

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3/3🧵 But then, he did something even more chilling. He didn’t want his mom to come home to a bloody mess. So, John Thompson with no arms walked to the bathroom and climbed into the bathtub. He sat there, bleeding out in the porcelain, waiting for the sirens. When the paramedics arrived, they found him calm. He told them exactly where his arms were in the field. The surgeons spent 28 hours in the OR. It was a medical miracle that shouldn't have worked. But it did. The photo of John sitting in his hospital bed went viral before "viral" was even a word. He didn't just survive; he relearned how to live. Next time you think a task is "impossible," remember the man who opened the door to his own life with his teeth. If you’re reading this and complaining about your "stressful" 9-5, remember there was a guy who opened a door with his teeth while his arms were lying in a field. Stop making excuses. Get to work!!🙂

He looked down at his sleeves and realized they were empty. His hands weren’t there. His arms weren’t there. This is the story of John Thompson and the 400 yards that shouldn't have been possible.🧵

@FortunateU @ericboatenggh Check @_The_Clean_Girl

@DarkRealityLeak @ericboatenggh Link?

Would you visit a cemetery around 3:00 am for $10,000.

@FiboRat @Le_Crapaud47 Lol...

@DarkRealityLeak @Le_Crapaud47 Correction: saved from the goat fuckers

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@perkmaybe I follow back any account that follows me

Promote yourself to new mutuals.

@toothgarden Frankfurt.

no word starts with f and ends with t. prove me wrong

@_Pearl_luxe This comparison shouldn't even exist.

Which is more annoying? Bedbugs. Or. Mosquito

@d_ckson1 The hand

What are you removing from this plate?

@drharveee Pet it

Found this near my baby’s bed, what should i do next?