Disney Trojan

@thecalibae 🤣

Eliminate any good French fires

@ScottGustin This party is for tools now

NEW: The 2026 Mickey’s Not-So-Scary Halloween Party dates will run from August 7 to October 31. Tickets on sale May 5 for hotel guests, May 12 for all guests.

@DrewDisneyDude So over this. I go every year. Not this year. Same old sh*t

NEW: Mickey’s Not-So-Scary Halloween Party returns on select nights from August 7 to October 31 at Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom! 🎃 (Source: disneyparksblog.com/wdw/mickeys-no…)

@thecalibae Looks like so much fun

I had a dream that there was a One Piece Show, got to hang out with a Werewolf , found a Hyppogriff and saw raptors fighting OH WAIT THIS IS FAN FEST 🔥🙌🏻

@thecalibae Good intel!!

Forbidden Forest queue is wild 😂

@ScottGustin Yup. This is some D’amaro bulls*

I don’t care how a company is restructuring. If it leads to losing talent like this, it’s a bad plan. Full stop.

@Valiantes_ @thecalibae @P3t3rD4Gi4nt Wow. I don’t believe I’ve seen any professional vlogger go so many days

@Valiantes_ @thecalibae @P3t3rD4Gi4nt 11 days?!?

I’ve pretty much made a commitment to not eat quick service foods at Orlando parks with exception of Epic Universe. I don’t want to risk getting chorro 😂

@thecalibae Dude so happy you’re having the time of your life. Love this ride!!!!

E.T. Is literally life changing! It’s so magical and I just feel like a kid again

@thecalibae Yes!!!

Hogwarts Express is so freakin cool! Legit magical experience park hopping

@To_B_V @michaeljburry Okay Karen

@michaeljburry Both MC-130J Commando IIs were shot down, as were several Black Hawks. The whole thing was a trap, and everyone is dead. But your regime isn't ready to tell you the truth yet, lol

@thecalibae Chorro 😝 I though you said churro. Not the case 🤣 epic ain’t like that. Your belly will be happy

@DisneyClipsGuy Summer is the low season

The Riverside Resort rates for the summer under the Disney Plus Perks discount is insane!

@thecalibae Sweet!!!

I don’t know if you know this but Bourne Stuntacular is awesome 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@UniStudios Do it

Big news! Introducing the Starway Slide - a new way to get from the Upper Lot to the Lower Lot. Opens April 1.

@PeterSciretta Elon can

Royal Caribbean’s new ship Hero of the Seas has a Treehouse Suite that is truly insane. But what’s more insane is the price. $262,852 for a 9-night sailing. I really wonder who can afford this cabin? Like if you’re that rich, you could probably rent a private mega yacht.

@thecalibae Duuuuuude. That’s the meanest April fools joke ever. 🤣

BREAKING NEWS 🚨- Disneyland has officially ended park reservations effective immediately 🤯 #disneyland

@tanpukunokami Deer are aggressive. Nara is not a good place to go.

Yo, my American friends. Our precious Nara deer are getting messed with by them. They're literally kicking the poor animals. Y'all know exactly who I'm talking about, right?

@MasculineM7 Wow

Good luck hiring Genz Females 😇

@elonmusk If they don’t have Starlink, I won’t fly

Yup