Dark Trumps Games

The adult card game that compares women. Yes, it’s as chaotic as it sounds. Battle of the Beavers 🦫 18+ Out Now.

@fesshole If I've learnt anything, most people with nice new cars are one missed payment from crying in a Greggs.

If I see a person I find attractive in a car park or at a petrol station, I check out what car they're driving, if it's a new decent car I think i have no chance as I'm skint, but if it's a old banger, in my head I think, that's more my level, I might have a chance with them.

@s8n Bold of you to assume I haven't murdered today.

@fesshole Kermit won't be happy with this fess.

I assumed most guys masturbated to Miss Piggy growing up in the late 1970s and early 1980s; having mentioned this to friends down the pub; it turns out I was very very mortifyingly wrong.

@dril Finally, a man with the balls to make this happen.

when i become mayor your penis will not dissappear inside of your balls whenever you sit down . That will not happen anymore

@s8n Finally, someone brave enough to ask the real questions

@RationalTesla @s8n Amen brother.

@DarkTrumpsGames @s8n *or else

@nocontextmemes Bro ready to crash out over mythical creatures.

@fesshole This is why you don’t beef in school… consequences last decades.

Expecting a daughter. My wife wanted to name her Amy but I said that there's a relative of mine, who passed away named Amy. This is false. The truth is, I had an Amy as a classmate and she was a cunt to me, so I hated the name Amy. Too stupid of a reason to admit to my wife.

@fesshole Customs in Jordan probably treated it better.

I work in shipping and receiving for a company. One senior executive is known for being a twat to everyone junior to him. A package he addressed to Japan got delayed by months because it had been sent to Jordan instead. Errors happen more often for arseholes.

@JAGERxBOMB @onlineinsane Exchange rate applied. You’ll get there 👍

@s8n Moon landing sponsored by windows 95.

@dril Locked in emotionally and physically.

sitting in traffic when a smart beautiful woman, w/an amazing personality, walks close by—about 5ft away. i lock my car doors out of respect

@fesshole You’ve successfully gaslit the entire office.

Our offices were redecorated 2 years ago and the boss bought some expensive pictures to brighten up the place. I turned one of them upside down and its been like that ever since

@AAAAA4A4AAAAA Morals doing backflips.

@s8n Emotional damage speedrun.

@fesshole This level of horsing around is incredible.

On any electronic signature pad, I draw a horse instead of my signature. Nobody has even noticed.