Puck 🌈 The Lorekeeper

I want y'all to know that i regret NOT A FUCKING THING. #BreathoftheWild2 #BreathoftheWildSequel #BreathoftheWild #Ganondorf #Jerkydorf

Friend: Why is your bathroom light purple. Me: That's the shrimp setting. Friend: The WHAT. Me: The shrimp setting. Friend: There should never be a sentence like that in a normal apartment. Me: It calms them down. Friend: WHO IS "THEM." pause tiny bubbling sound from bathroom Friend: Why is your bathtub making aquarium noises. Me: Okay before you panic, Friend: THERE ARE LIVE SHRIMP IN YOUR TUB?! Me: They're temporary guests. Friend: You have CRUSTACEAN TENANTS. Me: Their tank filter broke. Friend: So your solution was "bathtub commune." Me: They're actually thriving. Friend: One of them just looked at me with intent. Me: That's Marcus. Friend: WHY DOES THE SHRIMP HAVE A NAME. Me: Because he survived The Incident. Friend: I'm scared to ask. Me: Costco parking lot. July 2024. We lost good men. Friend: THEY'RE SHRIMP. Me: You don't understand war.

@yrinsanelove Moon’s haunted

why everybody and their mothers in nod krai

the vacuum blowjob face in h-doujins has to be one of the worst things ever

Deceive The Heavenly Principles 😎 #GenshinImpact #Genshin #Genshin_Impact

We are exact opposites ( ´ ˘ `💢)✨✨✨ #Pokemon #Fanart

The neurodivergent urge to say "ow" when you lightly bump into something that didn't hurt, but to go excessively quiet when you actually do get hurt

Floette they turned us into marketable cardboard

is this anything... ......? #knightlight2 #varka #lohen #flins #illuga

RERIR'S FACE WHEN HE SAW DAIN HOLD THE PORTAL OPEN IM DEADDDD

@astralbaes Most any afternoon at five (Sunday to Monday at five) We'll be so glad we're both alive (we'll be so glad we're alive) Then maybe fortune will complete her plan (oooh-we-ooh) That all began with cocktails for two (hic) two (hic) two-we-ooh (hic)

Did you know? Dondozo's two main abilities are Oblivious and Unaware, meaning that your average Dondozo has no fucking idea what is going on at any given time. Bro is clueless

@alexisoak23 I am the person asking for IDs and physically recoiling bc what do you MEAN being born in 2008 means you're eighteen YOU ARE AN INFANT CHILD BABY. [i am also a short adult but being required to check IDs can often mean you disintegrate into dust]

Illuga age discourse is hilarious when I just got IDd to buy cold medicine and the guy physically recoiled when he saw my birth year

@Autistic_Lauren related: being told you're shouting/yelling when you thought you were just being intense

Neurodivergent issues - Being told you’re shouting when you thought you were talking at a normal volume

@kurigohan0909 since we're talking about incredibly smart fictional characters --- Sherlock Holmes is also, canonically, a flat-earther.

"Alhaitham is a flat earther lmao is he stupid" is such a dumb take bc teyvat is a world where knowledge discovery and science is strictly limited and the common consensus IS that the earth is flat. No one has ever left the surface of teyvat to realise otherwise

HE TELLS ME EVERY DAY