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Yenagoa Bayelsa Katılım Haziran 2024
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IRON ⚔️🩸
IRON ⚔️🩸@6uff_·
I use to pray for times like this ♠️
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BIG JUNIOR@Opehyehmmi·
Simi. ??.
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Alabi@the_Lawrenz·
Most aesthetically pleasing currency in the world.
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SmartBets
SmartBets@Smartbets254·
💯 MONDAY STRAIGHT WINS PICKS✅ 1. 🇮🇹Juventus - win 2. 🇮🇹Como - win 3. 🇮🇹Atalanta - win 4. 🇪🇸Villarreal - win 5. 🇵🇹Benfica - win 6. 🇧🇪RAAL La Louviere - win 7. 🇧🇪Club Brugge - win 8. 🇧🇪Gent - win 9. 🇩🇰Odense - win 10. 🇪🇬ZED - win 11. 🇹🇷 Basaksehir - win GOOD LUCK🍀
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KasiboySA
KasiboySA@KasiboySA·
Cape Town spec 🔥 no wonder Nigerians are taking over 🤧
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red notice@WeirDO_399·
I suppose be billionaire by now , I keep ignoring those tiny voices in my head, those voices would have made me a billionaire 💔
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red notice@WeirDO_399·
Nawa o
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Obidient Peter
Obidient Peter@Onihax·
Nepo Baby Chronicles: School Run Edition They say a “nepo baby” is someone who benefits from family privilege and connections… not necessarily because they worked for it, but because of who their father is. Now imagine that privilege entering primary school WhatsApp chats… 😂 --- Conversation no be normal again: “Good evening big bro” “Abeg how you dey?” Everything still dey calm… until the small CEO drop bomb 💣 “I want you to take me to school tomorrow.” Omo… no be ordinary school run o, this one na PR stunt. --- Big bro come ask: “Wetin do your driver?” The reply wey follow na where problem start: “Will you give him your car?” 😭 You see am? This is not parenting again, this is fleet management meeting. --- Then explanation land… “One of my classmate’s dad came to drop him and he’s been bragging since…” Ahhh… competition don enter nursery school. Nigeria don finally reach “Who get the biggest papa?” Olympics. --- Then the final request drop like presidential speech: “I want you to come drop me with your yellow car, the C8.” 😂😂😂 Omo this no be child again, na small influencer with branding strategy. --- Big bro sef no argue again: “No worry tomorrow I go carry you go school.” Because at this point… you no dey raise pikin, you dey raise public figure. --- Last born seal am with: “I love you bro ❤️” Translation: “Thank you for sponsoring my reputation.” --- Moral of the story: Some children just want lunch money… Others want image management, convoy planning, and luxury entrance. Na so “Daddy please” turn to “Daddy, maintain the family brand abeg.” 😭 --- Nigeria no go ever boring… even nursery school get status pressure now. If your papa never drop you with sports car, just focus on your books… because these ones? They’re not going to school… they’re going to network. 😂🔥
HajiQudus 🧡💫@niff_wizzy

Na once I spit out the garri wey dey mouth 💔😭

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Șanya11🗿@Sanyaa011·
We all know the one Nigeria girls will pick.😂😂
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