Darmesis

@JebraFaushay I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone on whom you could hang a baseball bat between their six pack. 🤔

I don’t know one woman who finds this attractive. He looks like a toasted walnut.

@JebraFaushay Yes . . . but a very *manly and dedicated* toasted walnut! 🤪

@alphafox Well, during the mid/late 80’s when LSD & Ecstasy spread within the alt club scene, I’d say this is pretty much what our low-tech raves looked like. 😄 I wish I had one of them thar electric wheelchairs back then. I was never a huge dancer and they look quite comfortable! 👌🤘😵‍💫

If your rave doesn't look like this, don't even invite me: 🙌

@Biblical_Earth @TheTwilightDome Yes, any day now you brave Knowers of Hidden Truth will construct THE PERFECT MEME or TikTok vid to prove all science is wrong and a few sentences out of an ancient book suffices for understanding natural laws and the reality of where we live. Any day now . . . any day . . .👌⏰

@TheTwilightDome “wE MuSt CrUsH tHe fLeRfs! Comment MORE. Everyday! Call them names if we have no argument. It’s our duty.” Kindly, - The Globetards

They don't realize it, but it's unavoidable.

@TheTwilightDome That’s OK. Satan’s Illuminati Globe Cabal justifiably has absolutely zero fear that you guys will ever get off your meme-making butts to do anything about the “Slave Planet of Lies!” that you pretend to live on. To call y’all lazy is an IMMENSE understatement. 🤷🏻‍♂️

@AKBrews Here’s two locals trying to cure their case of rash ass. 😬

This seems like a great way to get diarrhea.

@AKBrews Frozen diarrhea - the worst kind. It’s like rubbing ground glass on yer sphinct hole. 😳

@MTDillard3712 The one that looks like Andy is the best. They should kick the third one out of the group; he’s ruining it for the rest. 🤪

I saw this video and I couldn’t believe it. It’s the grandchildren of the Bee Gees and I think they sound just like them. They did a good job.

@StoopsTheCat It’s a goofball vid and post, but good on you for the exposure (and for not blocking me & other globies when we bust your balls). 🫡✌️

These numbers are fuckin nutballs for my little account.

@KameronBennett Both are fine, healthy-looking lasses, but I’d say the Black chick is a smidge hotter. 👍

which one would you choose?

@Nebraskangooner I believe that just gave me my first acid flashback since the 1990s. 😵‍💫

This is tripping me the hell out...

@Nebraskangooner “Using the Beta Capsule, Hayata becomes ULTRAMAN!”

@JVMonte2 Right when they were blowing up to be one of the biggest bands in the US, I saw Guns N’ Roses open for Aerosmith in San Francisco. Being that I was young & drunk, I recall very little (save for finding a bud passed-out UNDER A TRUCK in the lot), so I’d go see that one again. 🤘

It’s the late 80s…which one of these two concerts are you attending?

@axlrose995 @JVMonte2 Thinking about it, “Synchronicity” (along with XTC’s “English Settlement”) always reminds me of “Dune.” I have fond memories of walking home from my job (two or 3 miles) listening to those albums and reading, if memory serves, “God Emperor of Dune.” Good times, good times!🤘

@JVMonte2 The Police — Synchronicity

Which one of these albums, released in 1983, are you drawn to the most?

@JVMonte2 “Synchronicity” is the best, most complete album of these, but I have 4/6 on vinyl (not ZZ Top or Def Leppard). Big Country *might* have been the first concert I went to without parents or adults.

@WalterEWayne @FELibrary_ It’s a goofball hobby for them, even if they believe it. I know that if I truly believed that I lived on a prison planet, full of satanic lies and millions of shadowy slave masters, my first instinct would definitely not be “fuck-around X all day.” But that’s all they do. 🤦🏻‍♂️

When I was young, I first heard of "The Flat Earth Society", and I thought "that's awesome! Guys hanging out pretending to defend such an indefensible notion, probably drinking some beers, and then going back to the real world." I thought I might like to do that too. Then I realized these mental midgets were serious, so I obviously didn't want to be associated with them. But now and then they say something so absolutely disconnected from reality, I think that maybe it is just a lark. Maybe you can settle this for me. Are you actually just having fun, and doing all this for a lark? Or are you really convinced of this stuff?

A fighter jet on average pushes Mach 2.5 and that already puts serious strain on a human body. Now they want you to believe Artemis II is cruising at Mach 32.6? At those speeds, a human would be crushed instantly. Yet somehow these astronauts are just “floating” around like it’s nothing, no extreme G-force protection, no real effects, just wires and zero resistance. Funny how there’s supposedly no air in space, but also no consequences either. 🥴

@FELibrary_ Uh huh . . . and stewardesses arms should snap while they’re having to push the drink cart at 600 MPH to get it back to the front of the airplane. DUH! Y’all are true geniuses and it’s a complete mystery why you don’t run all the major university science departments. 🤷🏻‍♂️

@RevRayCistman I'm assuming winter static electricity is a real bitch for your lovely queen, huh? Hope you don't have a pacemaker, Rev. Hate to hear that your heart stopped after trying to give her a peck on the cheek. 😳

My X payouts been good so I treated my wife to a salon day.

@RevRayCistman I'm guessing there's no cobwebs in the Cistman household, amiright?

@RevRayCistman That only takes a day? I woulda guessed you'd have to treat her to a salon weekend at least. 😳