Darran Clapton

@netflix fucking up showing the atmosphere in the UK🤣 Sort it out planks!

@Cobratate @The_Chidimma 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@The_Chidimma Men who become gay once they have daughters were always gay. I have 4 daughters and don’t do fag shit. Pathetic.

Mommy/daughter dance class and he’s the only dad there. He is so invested 😂😂 this little girl will never forget this

@TSA staff at Chicago O’hare are absolutely smashing it and keeping the que’s rolling 💪🏻🙌🏻

People love to say Pep Guardiola just buys success… but let’s be real for a second. That game plan yesterday? Absolute masterclass. From the first whistle, everything was calculated, pressing triggers, positioning, control. Arsenal’s buildup play was completely nullified. No rhythm, no flow, no answers. Mikel Arteta? Tactically, he got schooled. This wasn’t about money. This was about elite level detail and planning. Sometimes you just have to give credit where it’s due. 🎯

@elonmusk @elonmusk question for you. If AI and Robots help to automate so much then people will obviously lose jobs at scale. On this basis, who will be able to afford all the tech being made?

The most exciting of times ahead!

@GavinNewsom @GOP Has anyone in California wondered what happened to their Governor as he doesn’t seem to be interested in his home state anymore?

Here are the @GOP who just voted to block TSA funding. Make sure to send them a thank you note for your airport line: Sen. Banks (R) Sen. Barrasso (R) Sen. Blackburn (R) Sen. Boozman (R) Sen. Britt (R) Sen. Budd (R) Sen. Moore Capito (R) Sen. Cassidy (R) Sen. Collins (R) Sen. Cornyn (R) Sen. Cotton (R) Sen. Cramer (R) Sen. Crapo (R) Sen. Cruz (R) Sen. Ernst (R) Sen. Fischer (R) Sen. Graham (R) Sen. Grassley (R) Sen. Hagerty (R) Sen. Hawley (R) Sen. Hoeven (R) Sen. Husted (R) Sen. Hyde-Smith (R) Sen. Johnson (R) Sen. Justice (R) Sen. Kennedy (R) Sen. Lankford (R) Sen. Lee (R) Sen. Lummis (R) Sen. Marshall (R) Sen. McConnell (R) Sen. McCormick (R) Sen. Moody (R) Sen. Moran (R) Sen. Moreno (R) Sen. Mullin (R) Sen. Murkowski (R) Sen. Ricketts (R) Sen. Risch (R) Sen. Rounds (R) Sen. Schmitt (R) Sen. Scott (R) Sen. Scott (R) Sen. Sullivan (R) Sen. Thune (R) Sen. Tillis (R) Sen. Tuberville (R) Sen. Wicker (R) Sen. Young (R)

@patrickbetdavid Transferred to the US from the UK. Worked in London for last 25 years and watched it become unrecognisable. I feel for NY as they could have just looked at the Mayor of London and seen what they were about to get…..

I thought no one was leaving NY? You know things are bad when your Governor is begging New Yorkers to go to Palm Beach & bring the wealthy back. You wouldn’t have to BEG if you had better policies. By the way, the mass exodus hasn’t started yet.

I’m now Ashamed to be British The U.K is now the second most depressing country in the world (official) Highest rape city in Europe One of the highest taxed nations in the world £100 now feels like a tenner Labour bringing Communism to the U.K. People are going to jail for social media posts The BBC is broken Our energy prices are a joke Nearly 40% inflation in 5 years No one can afford a house The Royal family is over since the Queen died The NHS is broken We don’t manufacture anything anymore Nicking anything under £200 is not a crime You get your watches & phones stolen in London Our food is shit We’re lazy AF We’re grumpy AF including me We now put cheese & mayonnaise in security boxes in the supermarket Everyone’s f*cking off to Dubai We need to take our power back & put the GREAT back into GREAT Britain & the UNITED back into the UNITED Kingdom We need to Produce. Work. Build. Innovate. And get Labour OUT

@GavinNewsom @grok what is the average cost per year to live in Florida versus living in California?

Fox News refuses to report the truth: Texas and Florida are the REAL high-tax states.

@LegacySiu De ligt

Name a player that played for Manchester United and Barcelona. You can’t.

@damzychillin Owen Hargreaves

Matthijs de ligt and Marcel Sabitzer aside , name a player that played for Manchester United and Bayern Munich. Very hard .

@_onlyscott Alonso

Guess the missing player 🫣 99% of fans will fail.

@mufcytp I’m a United fan and would love the logic behind £125 for Mainoo 🤣

Budget won't be a problem for Man United's summer rebuild: 1. Mainoo - £125m 2. Yoro - £90m 3. Martinez - £85m 4. Amad - £75m 5. Cunha - £80m 6. Mbeumo - £80m 7. Dalot - £65m 8.Ugarte - £55m 9. Mount - £60m 10. Zirkzee - £45m That's £760m from the sales + £200m from the club!

@Nancy_fcb Joni Shelvey

Tell me one footballer you just love. I don’t wanna hear Messi, Neymar or Ronaldo😂 Tell me one random sick footballer you love.

@_onlyscott David Beckham

Guess the player VERY HARD

@Matt_Pinner Table Tennis

This is hard

@ConorNigel has just proved he is a snake. Let’s hope he makes it in the US because the UK will turn on him and his Dads legacy for this. @EddieHearn gets a lot of shit but I’m truly gutted for him!

@LegacySiu Ajax

Name a football club without letter "E" You can’t

@uhhjnkgvbiokbc @Fasn_Designs @B_Fernandes8 @ManUtd @manutdirishreds @Richard7Hill Give your head a wobble, Wally!

@Fasn_Designs @B_Fernandes8 @ManUtd @manutdirishreds @Richard7Hill He replaces Beckham in terms of United Legend. Becks was great, but Bruno is not only a better all around player, he has done way more for Man Utd than Becks ever did and he’s done it in a much worse time for the club. Becks was replaceable, Bruno really isint

Is Bruno Fernandes allowed in this room? 🤔 #MUFC 🔴

@TeamKClark Let’s be honest, obtaining a birth certificate is not hard so if you really want to vote just get one. Instead of spending time moaning, just get one!

Just so we’re clear: Republicans are celebrating blocking millions of women from voting if their married name doesn’t match the name on their birth certificate.