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@abarber1 @galenhall Sundays aren’t the hardest day, they’re basically a big Wednesday. I’ve finished a Saturday once solo. I like speed run timing Monday Tuesday

@DarrelDier @galenhall Mine or Galen’s? I’d imagine he thinks everything other than Sunday is too easy whereas I enjoy them all but often can’t finish a Saturday/Sunday.

Day 1 of the Great American Crossword Puzzle Tournament. About to get my ass handed to me by septuagenarians.

@abarber1 @galenhall What’s your favorite NYT puzzle day?

@galenhall Poker, finance, backgammon, sports betting, and now crossword puzzles! Man, what a life! Good luck.

@PokerNightTV @junglemandan @GrandSierra @TomDwan @MagicAntonio @stanleytang @xxl23 @randy_3coin @The_Illest @phil_hellmuth They canceled an 11-day series and fucked over all players and dealers after first tournament didn’t reach guarantee in like 2012 after ownership change. Glad to see they want good publicity now 🙄

It’s true. Amazing lineups set for all 3 days of filming next week at @GrandSierra with @TomDwan @MagicAntonio @stanleytang @xxl23 @randy_3coin @junglemandan @The_Illest @phil_hellmuth & more

@accidentalgap The chick that took Jesus’ virginity.

What really is the oldest trick in the book

@Sdavies22 I was #1 in those my senior year of college right before Black Friday, translated to live tournament success immediately. Great way to learn all in/fold value and aggression

The first time I was able to support myself playing poker was around 2008 when I had a $2,000 bankroll and I grinded $26 45-man SNGs on Full Tilt. I withdrew $500/week and lived off that. Loved every second of it.

@CeraGibson I write her lil poems in comments and she genuinely and honestly responds to 95% of them, people think tattoos associate with “bad” or “failed” still somehow, i don’t get it. This app is also an echo chamber of vitriol. Cheers

So this is my friend Awlivv and not only is she devastatingly beautiful, and sick as fuck, but she’s a sweet, loving person and this is fucking stupid.

It’s gonna end like Men in Tights where the king returns from the crusades and annoints every shit in a toilet will from now on be called taking a Trump. #EpsteinFiles

My current life hack is genuinely make friends with the restaurant owners that the games build around and instead of talk down about them like everybody else, go to their restaurants and be a regular. The best sushi restaurant in town and Korean BBQ are perfect date spots too.

Two song demo tape to change our lives forever. GL me

@Sandrettooooo @BartHanson Supposed to be 100 each 9 to flop. Creates check jamming spots to triple up 150bb stacks with bottom two. I miss that game, wish i played it more

@DarrelDier @BartHanson Erle the GOAT

Fun poker fact.. Sacramento clubs were really the first to spread "match the stack" games at the very low blind level (like $1-3) and bomb pots game out of Sacramento.

@Sandrettooooo Every living thing lives in the universe determined by their perspective, there’s a range within every species. I wanna see a dolphin with asbergers

Starting to become convinced not all people live in the same universe

@Sandrettooooo @BartHanson They’re from Peppermill 5/10 game to pay the time take out of flop pot and adopted in Sacramento

@BartHanson Bomb pots were invented in Sacramento

I hope His & Hers blows up on Netflix. Premier in January.

Bout 250 Mexican kids in 10 years gonna have to explain why they named Shohei Rodriguez

@Joeingram1 Would’ve been the best baccarat squeeze of an 8 ever hahaha let him rip the card

wtf

@JordanGame6 @NFL It’s taking a knee to run the clock ruled a sack? It’s same same but different application of same rule

I might be a +1 in Vegas, my bandmate is up for two Latin Grammys

Made 6 balls on break today in 9ball

10 hours straight of pool yesterday and I’m training my new poetry muse every day before her shift starts at the bar. She was like 0.25” off on a full table bank shot into the 9ball yesterday and she hit her first cross bank.

2/3 today on combo bank shots into the 9ball 🔥