Darrel “Top Chud” Longéhard, PHD.

At what point do I inform the soon-to-be wife that I’m rabidly autistic? #LANK

@bigjmac69 Looks like a great time and a great meal. I’m jealous

Had an insane wahoo bite yesterday. Kept 4 nice ones and some tuna. Lost a big blue at the boat. Tonight I made some spicy tuna/wahoo over crispy rice, wahoo sashimi, and seared wahoo steaks.

@tugN_wouldya Take a semester off to get an internship in your college town. Save on tuition, make some money, and have fun with your boys.

I’m on track to graduate a semester early. Do i do that or take a few semesters with less credits and have an extra semester with my boys

If black people are there it’s ruined & we need to come up with something else

Only 4 more weeks to graduation then I get to suffer like this for the rest of my life!

After a brief hiatus for lent, I am glad to be back. Christ is still King and @hugejohnjohnson is still fat.

@chadweather699 All jokes I would never do that lmao

@DarrelLongehard I'll delete this comment chain

How do I soft launch to the wife that she should start doing squats to get a bigger butt? #LANK

@chadweather699 Chad I am going to dox you.

@DarrelLongehard My hands are always free if you need a break.

Shout out to Ted

Leo Frank about to blame the janitor, 1913 (colorized)

@iraqismoker2 Never seen so many bangers from a single account.

everyday i miss him #ChrisPerdulis

@racelmeed @pat_pistol_ii Nuke Greg Abbot into 6 million pieces

My candidate tier list for the presidential election of 2028 #lank @pat_pistol_ii insp0

@ShaykhSulaiman That’s Brian Kelly, former head coach of the LSU football team

BREAKING: THE DOJ FAILED TO COMPLETELY REDACT THIS GUY FROM THE NEW RELEASE OF EPSTEIN FILES Does anybody recognise him?

@KitFistosBurner Hell of a set Kit. You’ve got an elite collection.

Big day for Kit, got my grail Lego set in and built, what a beaut

@TortoiseCosta Last season was so bad when I would go out my roommates would say I was “taking my gun for a walk”. Finally had some success during duck season this year.

With deer season coming to an end it has now been 4 years since I’ve killed a deer. I have got to kill a turkey this spring or my reputation will be severely damaged

I await with eager anticipation the return of our Lord and His vengeance against these demons.

ANALYSIS: It seems very clear now that Trump has lost control of his administration, and the DOJ is answering to Netanyahu who ordered the release of this latest batch of Epstein files – with Trump’s name NOT redacted – in making good on a blackmail threat being delivered when Trump recently refused to order the all-out military attack on Iran. But there’s more: Israeli-linked financial terrorists also likely engineered today’s selloffs of gold, silver and stocks, delivering a message to Trump: “Either do what we say, or we will crash your economy and destroy your presidency.” Trump’s own DOJ has clearly turned against him, which means Pam Bondi is functioning exactly as Israel needs: The enforcer of Netanyahu’s will against America’s interests, forcing Trump’s hand to sacrifice U.S. military assets (and probably U.S. soldiers) in Israel’s bloodlust attempt to destroy Iran. Trump himself essentially admitted all this in a Truth Social post from July 16, 2025: “They created the Epstein Files, just like they created the FAKE Hillary Clinton/Christopher Steele Dossier that they used on me, and now my so-called 'friends' are playing right into their hands.” Bottom line? Trump has lost control. Netanyahu is running America, the DOJ, the FBI and the entire Trump administration. Every single element of the federal government is now aimed at Trump with an assortment of threats to unleash mass chaos (economic, civil, geopolitical, etc.) unless Trump does Netanyahu’s bidding. What we saw today was just the “lashing out” of Israeli intelligence, flexing their control over information and financial markets, to send Trump a final warning message: Either wage full-scale war with Iran, or we’ll destroy your president and the U.S. economy with it. In a way, it’s even worse than exploding pagers. But it’s the same mindset. If Trump attacks Iran full force, Israel will make sure financial markets surge again next week, restoring the illusion of “wealth” and protecting Trump’s presidency (which is of course strongly tied to perceptions of economic strength). If Trump refuses to attack Iran, then they’ll remove him from power with another round of damning document dumps (real, fake or otherwise) and install the next person in line (Vance?) who’s willing to be more obedient. America is an occupied nation. The people we elect aren’t in charge at all.

@HannahDCox If you’re going to be this retarded you should at least be attractive to make up for it.

MAGA men are yelling “I am the boot!” into their podcast mics and singing Heil H*tler in stretch limos - cosplaying the masculinity their movement is devoid of. Meanwhile, on the left, men (and woman) are taking to the streets to fight back against the government, protect the vulnerable, and live out their values with true bravery.

"Keep running riot shield and you're getting noobtubed ոіggеr"