@invest_cashflow @alt_w_v_g Sounds like a task that should be handled by an Jr analyst during their evaluation towards taking their next steps towards the Sr role.
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Darren Ritter
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The cancellation Flow.
It has become the final boss of the modern economy.
They treat a $12.99 subscription like a high-stakes divorce settlement.
If you can offer 50% off in a pop-up, the original price was a loyalty tax for not complaining.
One-click to buy, an Odyssey to leave.
Makes zero sense.
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Tried to cancel a subscription this morning
$12.99 a month
I haven't used it since November
Clicked cancel
"Are you sure?"
Yes
"We'd hate to see you go"
I'm sure you would
"How about 50% off for three months?"
So you could have charged me less this whole time
"Would you like to chat with a specialist?"
About what
Four screens and two pop-ups to cancel a service that took one click to start
Then it asked me to fill out a survey
I closed the browser
Make common sense common again
Plz fix. Thx.
Sent from my iPhone
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@ClayTravis @realDonaldTrump You don’t do anything academically until AFTER your eligibility is up so you spend four years focusing on your sport. For each year you play, you “earn” one year of free college that either you can use later or transfer-sell to family member/kids.
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Everyone agrees college sports is broken. I’ll be at the White House tomorrow for the college sports panel. @realDonaldTrump wants to fix the mess. As fans, what are your top suggestions to fix college sports for future generations? I have lots of ideas, what are yours?
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Every bomb that hits Iran is a bomb that’s not available for use in Canada.
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The United States hockey team not issuing a statement about Iran speaks volumes. Sickening.
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We can add “fewer fighter jets than Alabama” to Canada’s areas for improvement on its next performance review
Ryan Gerritsen🇨🇦🇳🇱@ryangerritsen
Only 42% of the Canadian Air Force is serviceable and ready at the moment. That’s a total of 32 fighter planes out of their 80. That’s it. But Canada totally doesn’t rely on the U.S. for protection…. Ok
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Right about now would be a good time to go back to see if Denmark has accepted our offer for Greenland.
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So far, Iran is taking this loss much better than Canada did last week. 🤔
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@caddietales Keys? When they become the 51st state, we will name the province formally known as Newfoundland to Helleybuck-sounds better anyway.
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If we somehow win, our goalie should be given some sort of key to the country
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USA, pull this out and I'll caddie for you for free!!!
Seriously, big hockey games are riveting. Absolute theater!
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@BryantDenny_UA Important to note that in over the past 30 years, Alabama has won the same number of Stanley Cups as Canada has. 🤔
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@BryanTweed16 Mitchell isn’t healthy. Has a foot injury. Get out from his contract. Wasn’t going to resign with the Cavs. Saves them on the luxury tax
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@Rob_Shenanigans Same people were sure Freddie Kitchens was the answer.
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Browns fans want Udinski over any other head coaching candidate by a 2-to-1 margin.
This is wild. He's 30 years old with only 3 years of true coaching experience and he was an offensive coordinator for just 1 year who never called plays. Y'all better be right.
Roberto Shenanigans@Rob_Shenanigans
Who do you want the Browns to hire at head coach: #DawgPound
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@TonyClimate I don’t believe any charges have been filed. Certainly any (and every) government department should be investigated with any claims of fraud or wrong-doing. If it turns into something, then it would be up to the citizens that make up a grand jury to determine the legality.
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"It has no place in the United States whose greatest strength is the rule of law, which is at the foundation of our economic success."
jointstatement.substack.com/p/statement-on…
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Name a 70s, 80s, or 90s running back who’s not in the Hall of Fame. I’ll start:
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@Rob_Shenanigans Even if it is $150 a spot, that only brings in $17M a year. That’s a rounding error in the grand scheme of things.
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14,000 parking spots
x $60 per spot
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= $840,000 per game in parking revenue alone
This is what it was always about folks. The Haslams want all that parking 💰 plus all the surrounding lease 💰
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Maybe it’s just me, but I think there is room for improvement here
Department of Government Efficiency@DOGE
Federal employee retirements are processed using paper, by hand, in an old limestone mine in Pennsylvania. 700+ mine workers operate 230 feet underground to process ~10,000 applications per month, which are stored in manila envelopes and cardboard boxes. The retirement process takes multiple months.
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