Darren Symons

@I_am_KenBarlow Is it a different time zone due to excessive football interruptions?

#Corrie What day is it? Marathons are usually weekend.... and Daniel was in the cafe claiming a hangover... ...but it's also a schoolday, and Daniel is in school too.

@bushontheradio Sorry for your loss, it’s tough. I’ve decided to go far lighter - Disco Inferno and then Rise like a phoenix piped outside

Went to my friend Matt's funeral on Friday. The final walk past the coffin song was Jon Secada - Just Another Day. Inspired. What closing song would you have at your funeral?

@superTV247 Overall, I really liked it. So much DNA from the original- in a good and a bad way. Great guests; Princess Di was everything; sketches went on a fraction too long whilst trying to find a landing. The guy on the news desk needs a makeover to look more at ease reading the news

What did you think of the #SNLUK debut episode? #SaturdayNightLiveUK #SNL

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Has #SNLUK gone over time?

@scottygb It is so much like the original version - good and bad. A LOT of cue card reading and sketches that creep on a tad too long looking for a punchline. But it’s different to anything else on TV, guests have been great and it’s finally allowed to laugh at Princess Di!

What is everyone's thoughts so far then #SNLUK

So much original SNL DNA already. I’m already feeling this already. #SNLUK

I’m quite liking fake Jon Oliver being fake Starmer #SNLUK

@putthetellyon Similar, but better. I seem to be the only person who liked week one though! The balance of Claudia’s wacky, with a strong comedian, with a (slightly) clueless American feels good. Wish there was a musical act, especially when they are sitting in the sofa flogging their wares

I mean.. better this week? #TheClaudiaWinklemanShow

Am now assuming the #GMB team pulling straws for who has to read @itvlondon headlines is permanent. But why do we still get pre-recorded weather from last night?

#Victoria @costacoffee - are self ordering screens a trial? Or for real? Couldnt see how to customise a drink for having less ice. Cannot choose a pastry without running back and forth to look in the counter. Then before paying a screen with ‘Upsell’ on it. Gave up and left

@scottygb Why do they fly the Newscaster out to location? The poor war reporters are slogging their guts out, and the in rocks the top dollar and it’s’ I’ll take it from here’

The BBC News at Ten comes from Abu Dhabi, where Clive Myrie is presenting at 2.15 in the morning.

How are the BBC calling Bonnie Rait and Liza Minelli #OneHitWonders ?!?!? I get that technically they only had one hit single - but putting them in the same bucket as a Eurovision act from the 80s???

Am I the only one who thinks Kate and Ranvir play Rock Paper Scissors to see who has to read the @GMB @itvlondon headlines?

@PaulBrandITV @GMB @kategarraway I thought you were excellent this morning! Is this the start of something more regular?

Good morning! @GMB 6-9:30am with @kategarraway. Looking forward to spending more of my mornings in the chair with this top team!

What I'm really missing on this year's #MasterChefProfessionals is the 'who cares what you think' when Gregg slagged of one of the contestants (Chefs? Cheftestants?) dishes. Now they are desperate to keep all three judges happy

@annabotting I hear all of the 'I prefer the old show' people - but I really wanted to like this version too. But I find The harsh backdrop The tiny desk The wobbly camera off putting. But the 'arent we cool, we shot it on an iphone for TikTok' screen that kills me.

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@FishwickDavid When the post office won’t even accept a BGC to pay into a bank account- let alone help with someone’s confidential affairs

My thoughts are that the Post Offices aren't ready to take over from the high street banks. They are brilliant at selling stamps & birthday cards, but loans, mortgages, Financial advice, and sorting scams are going to be too much for the local post office to cope with! #BankofDave

@nectar @DarrenJohnHill Don’t you just hate having to unlock them though?!?!?

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Nothing says being bored than checking I’ve unlocked my @nectar offers at 03:20 in the morning Foot note: they are unlocked and I am looking forward to using them tomorrow at @sainsburys

I thought @vicderbyshire said 20 three year olds! It's past their bedtime! #Newsnight